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Song Parodies -> "The Bulldog Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Bunny Song"
Original Performer:
Veggietales (TV)
Parody Song Title:
"The Bulldog Song"
Parody Written by:
Leah The Cat
The Lyrics
Sung by Mrs. Dania
Mrs Dania: The bulldog, the bulldog, oh! I love the bulldog.
I don’t love my mom or my dad, just the bulldog!
The bulldog, the bulldog, wow! I love the bulldog.
I gave everything that I had for the bulldog.
I don’t want no health food when it’s time to eat,
A BAG CHEST O’ BULLDOGS is all that I NEED!
I don’t want no children to come here and play!
I’ll LAY ON MY OWN BED, eat BULLDOGS ALL DAY!
I WON’T GO TO CHURCH AND I WON’T GO TO SCHOOL!
That stuff is FOR BRODDIES, but BULLDOGS ARE COOL!
Backup Capybara Dudes: I don’t need no carrots, don’t want no celery, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
I don’t wanna take a run on the big river log, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
I don’t wanna start an internet online meme blog, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
I don’t wanna go and chase a bullfrog, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
Mrs. Dania: The bulldog, The bulldog, OH! I LOVE THE BULLDOG
I DON’T LOVE MY MOM OR MY DAD, JUST THE BULLDOG!
The bulldog, the bulldog, YEAH! I LOVE THE BULLDOG!
I gave EVERYTHING THAT I HHHHHAAAAADDDDD FFFFORR THE BULLLLLLLLLDDDDDOOOGGG!
I don’t love my mom or my dad, just the bulldog!
The bulldog, the bulldog, wow! I love the bulldog.
I gave everything that I had for the bulldog.
I don’t want no health food when it’s time to eat,
A BAG CHEST O’ BULLDOGS is all that I NEED!
I don’t want no children to come here and play!
I’ll LAY ON MY OWN BED, eat BULLDOGS ALL DAY!
I WON’T GO TO CHURCH AND I WON’T GO TO SCHOOL!
That stuff is FOR BRODDIES, but BULLDOGS ARE COOL!
Backup Capybara Dudes: I don’t need no carrots, don’t want no celery, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
I don’t wanna take a run on the big river log, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
I don’t wanna start an internet online meme blog, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
I don’t wanna go and chase a bullfrog, I just want a plate and a fork and a bulldog.
Mrs. Dania: The bulldog, The bulldog, OH! I LOVE THE BULLDOG
I DON’T LOVE MY MOM OR MY DAD, JUST THE BULLDOG!
The bulldog, the bulldog, YEAH! I LOVE THE BULLDOG!
I gave EVERYTHING THAT I HHHHHAAAAADDDDD FFFFORR THE BULLLLLLLLLDDDDDOOOGGG!
This is a parody of original Bunny Song about hating parents, church and school, parents who have Rack Shack And Benny wrote letters to Big Idea that their daughters and sons sung those unnecessary lyrics, so by 1998, Big Idea changed the lyrics into better ones. I wanna make a parody called AnimalJamTales.
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