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Song Parodies -> "Bowser's Gonna Steal All Our Stars "

Original Song Title:

"DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (ft. Pitbull)"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Bowser's Gonna Steal All Our Stars "

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Yes, I've made another Mario song and gave credit to Matthew Bruce Garcia for doing this. Here it comes, my dudes. This takes place in Super Mario 64 DS, by the way. The original song is owned by Usher from 2010 and it features Pitbull.
[Intro]
Mario: Princess? (oh man)

[Verse 1: Mario]
So we back in this game,
Got our buddies coming, count four in all, (four, four in all)
Yeah, you might think it's lame,
But we save the princess and have a ball (have, have a ball)

[Pre-Chorus: Mario]
Look up, it's Lakitu, he make sure you wake up.
Gonna catch little bunnies,
Look out, cause here we come,
We'll be catching all of those stars, stars, stars.
Stars, stars, stars.

[Chorus: Mario]
Cause, princess, tonight...
The Bowser's gonna steal all our stars again.
Cause, princess, tonight...
We're gonna save the world and be free from him.
So, watch out, be on the look out,
Until we run out of things to find.
Cause, princess, tonight...
The Bowser's gonna steal all our stars again.

[Verse 2: Mario]
We fight some bosses there,
Gonna start this battle right,
Now, now, now.
Now, now, now, now.
Watch out for this Big Bob-omb,
He will blow up battlefields,
down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down.

[Pre-Chorus 2: Mario]
Look up, if you fall to your death, go and get a 1-up,
Gonna catch you, my bunny.
All of our buddies there,
We all gonna get all these stars,
stars, stars.
Stars, stars, stars.

[Chorus: Mario]
Cause, princess, tonight...
The Bowser's gonna steal all our stars again.
Cause, princess, tonight...
We're gonna save the world and be far from him.
So, watch out, run in or run out,
Until we go out into the wild.
Cause, princess, tonight...
The Bowser's gonna steal all our stars again.

[Verse 3: Bowser]
(Peach, you're mine, haha)
See no Peachy, hear no Peachy, speak no Peachy,
Never wanna get away that easy.
Lemon squeezy,
I'll have you be crying like a little baby, ha.
Mario is never gonna come back,
He gets fighting, he even hits me with tennis rack,
Games that we've been through, it just can't stop,
Mario, your life shall drop,
Gonna make you shrink small,
Your friends are all trapped against the walls.
Star Power against me, and with my troops,
Tonight you get down with the Koop, ya.

[Bridge: Bowser and Mario]
Cause, Bowser, tonight, you've gone and done steal all our stars again.
(You bet I did, yeah, yeah, let's get this thing gone, haha)
Cause, Bowser, tonight...(what, Mario?)
You gonna be traveling far, take on the star!
(Oh no)
So, fight, fight, fight for your life, life, life,
It will cut you just like a knife (oh noooo!)
(my stars are gone)
Cause, Bowser, tonight,
You've gone and done steal all our stars again.
(I did it)
Yeah, princess, tonight,
(You'll never see the princess, never see the princess)
Bowser's gonna steal all our stars again (I done stole your stars)
(Mario's gonna get fried, gonna get fried, gonna get fried, with my fire breath)
So, watch out, be on the look out,
Until we run out of stars to find.
Cause, princess, tonight.
Bowser's gonna steal all our stars again.

[Outro: Mario]
There!
Thank you, Princess! (Peach: (giggles)
(C) Darius Studios.

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Darius Whitehead - August 19, 2019 - Report this comment
I forgot to mention that there was also a parody of Usher's original song called Revenge by CaptainSparkles on YouTube.

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