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Song Parodies -> "Superhero"
Original Song Title:
"Superhero"
Original Performer:
Unknown Brain
Parody Song Title:
"Superhero"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 31) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson! This guy ALSO wants you to let him be your superhero... He just kinda sucks at superhero-ing!
Sport this... Pink thong...
There on my polka-dotted duds
You'll scream... I'll heave...
In Smallville you think that I'm a dunce
Nervous putz
Once was a worthless puny dweeb
Drank down mutant drool now I can leap
At least three feet!
Came here to save the day
Heard you whine
You'll pout till he's spanked
Kicked right in... the... taint...
Won't show restraint
Think I'm fake?!
You watched me faint
Can I be your superhero?
Rough as Rambo!
Can I be your superhero?
Man, I'm macho!
Your head hancho!
You'll all yell "Bravo!"
Batman's... So lame
Should see ME rescue the dames
He's shamed
Your team... Is peeved
Ignored each text, letter and tweet
Feats... stink...
My main bad guy's named Hot-Shot
Dodged his fresh brewed tea
Wacked him in the balls when he messed with me
This superhero
Beats your Green Arrow
Can I be your superhero?
Far from mellow
Beat bad fellows
With my pillow
Let me be your superhero!
There on my polka-dotted duds
You'll scream... I'll heave...
In Smallville you think that I'm a dunce
Nervous putz
Once was a worthless puny dweeb
Drank down mutant drool now I can leap
At least three feet!
Came here to save the day
Heard you whine
You'll pout till he's spanked
Kicked right in... the... taint...
Won't show restraint
Think I'm fake?!
You watched me faint
Can I be your superhero?
Rough as Rambo!
Can I be your superhero?
Man, I'm macho!
Your head hancho!
You'll all yell "Bravo!"
Batman's... So lame
Should see ME rescue the dames
He's shamed
Your team... Is peeved
Ignored each text, letter and tweet
Feats... stink...
My main bad guy's named Hot-Shot
Dodged his fresh brewed tea
Wacked him in the balls when he messed with me
This superhero
Beats your Green Arrow
Can I be your superhero?
Far from mellow
Beat bad fellows
With my pillow
Let me be your superhero!
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Your parody was Kick-Ass! (see what I did there? :)). 555
But maybe this pillow-armed Polka-Dot Pillowman has a secret superpower that makes him a hit with the ladies? Like super-pillow talk! (Until of course Hot Shot burst in spoling the situation).
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