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Song Parodies -> "The Lady Is So Camp"
Original Song Title:
"The Lady Is A Tramp"
Original Performer:
Tony Benett & Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"The Lady Is So Camp"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Gaga & Tony getting silly one night during a concert.
She hit the big time, now she's age 28
Just barely!
She came to the theater in a dress made from steak
My Little Monsters are guys who aren't straight
That's why they say I'm so camp
She likes to play mind games, your head simply swirls
I jammed with the Muppets, caused murmurs and hurls
I'm definitely not the average.... sweet American girl
That's why the lady is so camp
I love to bleach fresh tints to my hair
Make people stare?
They get so stoked
Drink Coke!
American Horror Story just got my stamp
They say that Gaga is so camp
Time to vamp!
I live on Fantasy Island
Oh oh, I see de plane!
I train pet monkeys
She loves to raise Cain!
I'm just acting a part
She just sang my lines
That's why that Gaga is so camp
I love the spotlight
Her boobs are not fake
Sweet cakes!
And I love to showboat with you with delight on PBS breaks!
She wants to sing opera while holding a snake
Yes I do!
That's why this lady is so camp
She likes a green (green) tint (tint) over her hair
Now please be fair, it's all for show (oh no?)
Now did you know, I collect postage stamps?
That's why that Gaga is so camp
Whoa!
Wee wee wee wee wee wee weee-weee wee weewee-weee!!
Potty potty pot-pot potty potty, potty, all day!!
I aped Julie Andrews at the Oscar Awards affair
Better than Cher!
Thanks a lot!
Neil Patrick joked
Got soaked!
Julie said 'I'll phone ya, you are such a cute scamp!'
That's why that lady is so camp
That's why Miss Gaga is so camp
That's why they all say I'm so camp!
Go on!
Just barely!
She came to the theater in a dress made from steak
My Little Monsters are guys who aren't straight
That's why they say I'm so camp
She likes to play mind games, your head simply swirls
I jammed with the Muppets, caused murmurs and hurls
I'm definitely not the average.... sweet American girl
That's why the lady is so camp
I love to bleach fresh tints to my hair
Make people stare?
They get so stoked
Drink Coke!
American Horror Story just got my stamp
They say that Gaga is so camp
Time to vamp!
I live on Fantasy Island
Oh oh, I see de plane!
I train pet monkeys
She loves to raise Cain!
I'm just acting a part
She just sang my lines
That's why that Gaga is so camp
I love the spotlight
Her boobs are not fake
Sweet cakes!
And I love to showboat with you with delight on PBS breaks!
She wants to sing opera while holding a snake
Yes I do!
That's why this lady is so camp
She likes a green (green) tint (tint) over her hair
Now please be fair, it's all for show (oh no?)
Now did you know, I collect postage stamps?
That's why that Gaga is so camp
Whoa!
Wee wee wee wee wee wee weee-weee wee weewee-weee!!
Potty potty pot-pot potty potty, potty, all day!!
I aped Julie Andrews at the Oscar Awards affair
Better than Cher!
Thanks a lot!
Neil Patrick joked
Got soaked!
Julie said 'I'll phone ya, you are such a cute scamp!'
That's why that lady is so camp
That's why Miss Gaga is so camp
That's why they all say I'm so camp!
Go on!
Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee
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Loved this tribute to Lady Gaga almost as good as Al's "Perform This Way"
Glad to see you dip into the Golden Oldies. Gaga's and Bennett's riff on this classic throws pacing of the OS to the wind. Your adherence to their unrhythmic banter can be confusing, but you nicely skewered the foibles of both performers, one of whom is old enough to be the other's grandfather, which happily bridges the generation gap.
(Artistry) Pretty good, but there was definitely a lot more weirdness that you could've brought up (the limited nature of the OS clearly working against you there). Also, this is a weird thing to comment on, but the layout's kinda weird. I understand the idea behind separating the two singers into separate paragraphs, but since they trade lines so quickly it just looks far too spaced out, IMO. 555 anyway!
Somehow you scored Mary Poppins.
This was superb! I was leaning towards spoofing this OS for this round, but I'm glad I didn't because it wouldn't have been as good as this. Excellent job!
(Artistry) you said camp so many times, it made me want to pull a Regina George, "Stop saying camp. It is never going to happen." Lol! This was a fun and off kilter spoof with a high level of difficulty and you did nice work on it. Bravo!
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