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Song Parodies -> "Kunoichi Killed the Samurai"
Original Song Title:
"Hiroshi, Master of the Spies"
Original Performer:
Tokyo MSX
Parody Song Title:
"Kunoichi Killed the Samurai"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Female Ninjas are Kunoichi and have been around for centuries, infiltrating palaces as dancers and concubines only to poison or assassinate Samurai and letting their Ninja brothers in to kill and destroy. I thought it would be fun to write about them since they were trained as equals with males but also having the advantage of their sex for deception and Samurai under-estimation!!!
Kunoichi, Female Ninja
Known throughout Japan
Used sex as a weapon
And other things like fans
Trained for fighting close range
Blinding powders, darts, poison
Tricked the Samurai into walking
Into the traps they planned
(Chorus)
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
Poor Samurai,
Helping a woman that cries
Until she guts you with a knife
And thus ends your noble life
Others wielded special swords
More like a Falchion
It was in fact the “Swirling Blade”
That made Samurai blood run
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
And as for intimacy
Samurai with Kunoichi were elated
Until they felt that blade down there
And slowly died once they were castrated!!!
Kunoichi, Female Ninja
Integral part of Ninja clans
Feudal Samurai it seems
Fell prey to these women
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
Kunoichi, Kunoichi
More than meets the eye
Kunoichi, Kunoichi
Killed the Samurai!!!
Known throughout Japan
Used sex as a weapon
And other things like fans
Trained for fighting close range
Blinding powders, darts, poison
Tricked the Samurai into walking
Into the traps they planned
(Chorus)
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
Poor Samurai,
Helping a woman that cries
Until she guts you with a knife
And thus ends your noble life
Others wielded special swords
More like a Falchion
It was in fact the “Swirling Blade”
That made Samurai blood run
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
And as for intimacy
Samurai with Kunoichi were elated
Until they felt that blade down there
And slowly died once they were castrated!!!
Kunoichi, Female Ninja
Integral part of Ninja clans
Feudal Samurai it seems
Fell prey to these women
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
Kunoichi, Kunoichi
More than meets the eye
Kunoichi, Kunoichi
Killed the Samurai!!!
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*has died*
SM... I KNEW this would grab your attention!!! My next Ninja parody probably will be about the motorcycle instead ;-D
I find it funny how it came right after my own Samurai spoof.
SM, that's b/c your song inspired me to write a retaliatory one!!! Took Ninjutsu briefly in the '80s during the craze and have met Stephen Hayes too!!! Wearin' tabi was uncomfortable but you get used to it and I had my trusty Ninja straight blade as well as kusarigama and shuriken! Crazy times!!!!
Yeah, that stuff started with the movie craze- films like "Enter the Ninja" and "Revenge of the Ninja"! Also, a lot of martial arts films for the time...
As much as i liked Tom Cruise back then, "The Last Samurai" was just horrible!!!
@Rob. I dunno. I think it's pretty decent.
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