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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Banker"

Original Song Title:

"God Is a Dancer"

Original Performer:

Tiesto & Mabel

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Banker"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

Tiesto & Mabel just released this song, but what if Mabel sings about Bankers?
I'm not a banker, yeah, I heard on the radio
Cause I'm gonna go harder
'Cause I'm taking you on the road 
And I don't want to know this
I chose a sad moment
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa
Is he feeling that fire?
'Cause the danger is taking shape
Cause I'm not getting higher
I'll make it till break of day, yeah
Whoa, better go, better take it
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa

I took a money check when he came out of the door
He then went left, right, left cause he took all of the war
Then he went like the step of the human of the tour
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that—

All of your riches let's put it all on ya
Let 'em know you're coming for that
Ain't nothin' to it, so don't say no, yeah
Oh my, oh my, oh my
You got the gambler
You won't stop for nada, yeah
Talk to ya
Keep that chase
Oh my, oh my, oh my

I took a money check when he came out of the door
He then went left, right, left cause he took all of the war
Then he went like the step of the human of the tour
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
I took a money check when he came out of the door
He then went left, right, left cause he took all of the war
Then he went like the step of the human of the tour
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that—

Won't they give me that step-by-step?
Won't they give me that step-by-step? Aye
Won't they give me that debt, the debt
Won't they give me that debt, the debt? Aye
Won't they give me that step-by-step
Won't they give me that step-by-step? Aye
Won't they give me that debt, the debt?
Won't they give me that debt, the debt? Aye

Told me I spank her 'cause I heard on the radio
Now I am going harder
I'm keepin' you on your toes
Perfectly focused
Taking the whole run
Ooh-na-na-na-na-na
You got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na

I took a money check when he came out of the door
He then went left, right, left cause he took all of the war
Then he went like the step of the human of the tour
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
I took a money check when he came out of the door
He then went left, right, left cause he took all of the war
Then he went like the step of the human of the tour
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that ooh-na-na-na-na-na
He got that—

Now he got me that money back
Now he got me that money back Aye
Lyrics base gained from genius.com.

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