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Song Parodies -> "Serve Your Beers"

Original Song Title:

"Save Your Tears"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"Serve Your Beers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You're bartending in the room
Just tappin' snappy is the vibe from you
But then I saw you--caught me by surprise
You aren't getting cash from the good looking guys

I don't know why on Football Day
The profits dry up through the day

I understand if you have a kind heart
But I should have stopped this right from the start
I can get past this, have no fear
But there's no special treatments for folks here

I don't know why those guys did not pay
It makes me cry when they do not pay
So heed this if you want to stay
One rule supersedes all others

Serve the beers to someone who'll pay
Serve the beers to someone who'll pay

(Whoa!) What makes you think you could give these away
You do good things still in this job, I say
It would break my heart if you do less than fine
But don't let this happen for the fifteenth time
Please do not give these beers away, dumbass
Yes, you'll make me cry when you give them away

Get back on track if you wanna stay
Don't serve beers like my mother
And don't you dare tap them out for your date
And never to a past-due debtor

Serve your beers for someone who'll pay (Oh yeah)
Serve your beers for someone who'll pay (Yeah)
For this job, there is no other way
I don't think there is more to say

Serve your beers for someone who'll pay
Dumbass, I said
Serve your beers for someone who'll pay...

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