Sometimes, something terrible happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself, so you just gotta drink!

I just had becks
and it tasted so good
I wanna drink some more gonna get a
crate or 2
I just had becks
and I'll never look back
to the drinking other beer days
of the past

Have you ever had becks?
I have it tastes great!
It tasted so great
when I drank it from the bottle
becks is the best beer out of all i've seen,
but having becks can make a man go from nice to mean

never guess what i just did,
i drank becks
if i had to describe the feeling,
it was the best
when i had the becks,
made my insides feel great
and i called my ex girlfriend right after i was done

oh hey didn't see you there
'cause i'm quite drunk
who bumped into whom?
who cares, lets fight!

through a straw is a fast way to feel the effects
to maximise the feeling you get from drinkin becks

I just had becks
and it tasted so good
I wanna drink some more gonna get a
crate or 2
I wanna tell the world

I think I've drunk too much, I feel out of control
who cares! everyone's the same in this funk hole!
I ain't one to argue with a good drink. I just threw up!
Oh crap, same for me, i think i'm gonna chug

I'm so humbled by a beck's ability to get me wasted
cuz i'd never touch it if tasted like sainsburys basics
it might get you drunk, but it kinda tastes like dung
unlike becks, which is kind of an orgasm on your tounge

So this one's dedicated to them guys
that would much rather have a beer than wine
all the beers out there in a green glass tube
we wanna thank you all for lettin us drink you

but it's only 9am - doesn't matter have becks
but i just turned 10 - doesn't matter have becks
i vowed never again - doesn't matter have becks
can i have non-alcoholic? no you pussy!

I just had becks
and my dreams came true
if you had becks in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me!

I just had becks (everybody sing)
and it tasted so good
I wanna drink some more gonna get a
crate or 2
I just had becks
and I'll never look back
to the drinking other beer days
of the past