-> "Channel-Hopping"
Original Song Title:
"Cherrypicking"
Original Performer:
The Caution Horses
Parody Song Title:
"Channel-Hopping"
The Lyrics
Grandpa sitting in his rocking chair,
He choose the channel & it's just not fair
Waiting for the porn to start on Adult-3
Daddy, why've we only got one TV?
Evening telly gives us so much choice
But what someone picks always annoys
Thirty-year-old "Opportunity Knocks"???
We've got the curse of the digi-box
Turn it over - you've got the telly-picker
It's the news on BBC1
UK Gold's showin' Jonathan Creek
Extreme Fishing is on Dave+1
Turn it over - you've got the telly-picker
Doctor Who repeats've just begun
Dave is now showin' Jonathan Creek
Who cares if we're missin' what's on BBC1
Big Bang Theory on E4
How may times they shown that before?
How I met your mother - another repeat
That's always on when it's time to eat
Three channels all got Stephen Fry
Too easy to OD on QI
Challenge showing yet another quiz
Not seen since the seventies
Turn it off - you've got the telly-picker
QVC's tryin' to sell us sun
UK Gold's got another repeat
Of Top 'kin Gear and that c-Clarkson
Turn it off - you've got the telly-picker
How much is worth watching? None
Someone's cookin' up bubble and squeak
For a dinner party and that just ain't done
Never stop searching (Never stop searching)
Never stop searching for Thundercats
Never stop searching (Never stop searching)
Never stop searching for Thundercats
Never stop searching (Never stop searching)
Never stop searching for Thundercats
Never stop searching (Never stop searching)
Never stop searching for Thundercats
Turn it up - you've got the telly-picker
I can't hear what has just begun
That's the theme tune for Jonathan Creek
I'm in vain wishin' I ain't seen that one
Turn it up - you've got the telly-picker
Clint E's holding a massive gun
Is that guy speaking classical Greek
Or maybe it's Latin. a sine qua non
Never stop searching for Thundercats
Never stop searching for Thundercats
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Overall Rating: | 3.2 | |
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