-> "If I Die, Young"
Original Song Title:
"If I Die Young"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Die, Young"
The Lyrics
If I die, Young, shoot me between the eyes
Young, promise me you'll take care of it
I don't wanna be a zombie
= Ya know, I'll do us both if it comes to that. =
Uh oh, oh no
I'm afraid I'll get up, and go home and eat my mother
You know I was a hell-cat, and a fury; but now I'm gonna smother
Life or death, that's my choice; I know what I'druther
It's six of one - half-dozen of the other
= Two left in the clip, just enough =
= But I'm not losing you =
If I die, Young, take care of it for me
Young, promise me you'll take care of it
I don't wanna be a zombie
= Ya know, I'll do us both if it comes to that. =
= Two left in the clip, just enough =
Hold it, I'm not dead yet.
I'll have that back. So, next time be a little bit more sure.
Yeah, Okay Young, so take me out, but don't be premature
= Ya know, I'm missing you already =
Okay, I've been a bitch; but ya know, it's still a pity
Do me a favor, sing a little ditty
Makin' it witty, and tellin' me I'm pretty
= Two left in the clip, just enough =
= Missing you already =
...
Damn mission, friggin' go to Raccoon City
Yeah, that's the nitty gritty
Everybody died, but the trouble is, they didn't stay dead
Zombies to our left, right, rear and dead ahead
So, with a sharp knife, end their unlife, ... behead-ed
Now, hopin' the cure works, I'm hangin' by a thread
...
If I die, Young, shoot me between the eyes
Promise you'll be my ace in the hole
Don't let me walk with the zombies
All walkin' around the room without a soul.
Uh oh (oh, no)
Don't tell Alice, I think ... (she'll know)
The doin' is done
Now I'm bit, look's like i'm gonna eat my gun
Save your tears for later, right now, look out for number one
= Two left in the clip, just enough =
= Missing you already =
Damn mission, friggin' go to Raccoon City
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