When I was young, “Eat your fruits and veggies!”
“Come on mom, it looks really gross!”- but
Now I am much older, moved on
Carnival food isn’t bad, you can’t go wrong!

Mmm-mmm, Mmm-mmm

Sir, give me that fried dough, take it right from the fryer
I’ll take that corn dog too, but please add a stick of butter
Oh man!
No, I shouldn’t be eating all this grease, no
Sure it tastes great, but it’s better with gravy

The best kind is the deep fried, well
There’s nothing I won’t try

Hey, just for fun, let’s throw in this salmon
Popsicles, while they still are frozen
This bacon cheeseburger is good
It’s on a stick! This cuisine, you can’t go wrong!

The best kind is the deep fried, well
There’s nothing I won’t try

It’s all good in my eyes; just cover it all in bacon
Roll this up; yes I know it’s an extra-large pizza
I beg you please, take mayonnaise my good man
Add some bacon bits, and then please deep fry my hand
Found some cake on the ground; let’s dip that in the batter,
Mmmm, it’s so good- won’t listen to my doctor cause

The best kind is the deep fried, well
There’s nothing I won’t try

But then I paid the price, went on Tilt-a-Whirl
What happened next wasn’t fun…
And then I had a thought, “Aw man, I should’ve trusted mother
Is food much better when it’s in the fryer?”
And then I realized the thoughts I was thinkin’
Shrugged it off and laughed- “Look at that oil glisten!”

When I die young, bury me with bacon
Lay me down with a side of French fries
Funnel cake and mayonnaise, whole ton!
You’ll need a crane to pick me up when I’m done

Mmm-mmm (Mmm-mmm)
This cuisine sure is fun (Yum yum!)
Full of grease and lard
The line, it starts here, wait until I order
Said I’m eating fine, so just please don’t tell my doctor, no

The best kind is the deep fried, well
There’s nothing I won’t try

So, do all your best boys…I’ll be here awhile