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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Ways to Die (Pokemon)"
Original Song Title:
"Dumb Ways to Die"
Original Performer:
Tangerine Kitty
Parody Song Title:
"Dumb Ways to Die (Pokemon)"
Parody Written by:
tealCardiocord
The Lyrics
Why not? This is based on competitive Pokemon play.
Switch your Scizor into fire
Ditch Thundurus for Electivire
Use Rapid Spin on Jellicent
Send out Quagsire against Trevenant
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Give your Latios a Choice Band
Don't make your Tyranitar set up sand
No priority on Mamoswine
Put Toxic on your Arcanine
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Fight a Charizard with Breloom
Use an Alakazam with Trick Room
Pick Armaldo in an OU team
On your Gallade, use Dazzling Gleam
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get a Chansey with no Eviolite
"Counter" Skarmory with Dragonite
Don't change stance on your Aegislash
Let the other guy's Cloyster set up with Shell Smash
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Trade your Excadrill for an Exeggutor
Instead of Talonflame, you select Emboar
Attempt to make your Umbreon a physical sweeper
Refuse to mega-evolve your Manectric
Never use Stealth Rock and Spikes at all
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Don't be a noob. A message from Smogon.
Ditch Thundurus for Electivire
Use Rapid Spin on Jellicent
Send out Quagsire against Trevenant
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Give your Latios a Choice Band
Don't make your Tyranitar set up sand
No priority on Mamoswine
Put Toxic on your Arcanine
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Fight a Charizard with Breloom
Use an Alakazam with Trick Room
Pick Armaldo in an OU team
On your Gallade, use Dazzling Gleam
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get a Chansey with no Eviolite
"Counter" Skarmory with Dragonite
Don't change stance on your Aegislash
Let the other guy's Cloyster set up with Shell Smash
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Trade your Excadrill for an Exeggutor
Instead of Talonflame, you select Emboar
Attempt to make your Umbreon a physical sweeper
Refuse to mega-evolve your Manectric
Never use Stealth Rock and Spikes at all
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Don't be a noob. A message from Smogon.
By the way, Tyranitar won't set up sand if its ability is Unnerve.
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