I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
But something messed up all my plans, plans, plans, plans
I made a poopy in my pants, pants, pants, pants
Got on my face, my clothes, my hands, hands, hands, hands

That s*** goes on and on and on
That s*** goes on and on and on

I poo my pants and underwear sometimes
Sayin' eh-o
Diarrhe-o

I guess I prob'ly should have worn my diap
Sayin' eh-o
Diarrhe-o

We gon' drop this dub
We gon' go all night
Need to wipe it up
It's like dynamite

'cause I boo-boo'd once
Now I boo-boo'd twice
Need to wipe it up
It's like dynamite

I need to poo, poo, poo, poo
Get out the way of me and the loo, loo, loo, loo
I need to drop a number two, two, two, two
I think I got some on my shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe

That s*** goes on and on and on
That s*** goes on and on and on

I poo my pants and underwear sometimes
Sayin' eh-o
Diarrhe-o

I guess I prob'ly should have worn my diap
Sayin' eh-o
Diarrhe-o

We gon' drop this dub
We gon' go all night
Need to wipe it up
It's like dynamite

'cause I boo-boo'd once
Now I boo-boo'd twice
Need to wipe it up
It's like dynamite

I think I'm finally done, I
Don't think my bowels have anything in it
This really isn't fun, I
Need to go like every minute
'Cause I, I, I can feel it
And I, I, I
I just poo'd again
I just poo'd again
I'm gonna poo my pants, underwear
Pants, underwear
Poo your pants, underwear, wear, wear, wear

I poo my pants and underwear sometimes
Sayin' eh-o
Diarrhe-o

I guess I prob'ly should have worn my diap
Sayin' eh-o
Diarrhe-o

We gon' drop this dub
We gon' go all night
Need to wipe it up
It's like dynamite

'cause I boo-boo'd once
Now I boo-boo'd twice
Need to wipe it up
It's like dynamite