-> "Gunpowder"
Original Song Title:
"Dynamite"
Parody Song Title:
"Gunpowder"
Parody Written by:
TheNotoroiusW.E.E.B
The Lyrics
(Gunpowder)
(Verse 1)
I'm in a cave, cave, cave, cave (yeah)
lookin' for gold goin' insane sane, sane, sane, sane
got my pickaxe ready to mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
mining it all will take some time, time, time, time, time
LESS GO
(Pre-Chorus)
Until a fuckin' creeper comes
and blows my ass to kingdom come, yeah
(Chorus)
I swing my sword up in the air sometimes
sayin' "Creeper you're gonna die"
I wanna mine without a damn lifeline
sayin' "let's go I just found gold"
(Post-Chorus)
So I'm gon' craft a sword
and enchant all night
then kill the creepers for their gunpowder
cause' they killed my dogs
now they're going to die
cause I'll murder them
for their gunpowder
(Verse 2)
I came to trade, trade, trade, trade, trade
with villagers for some new gear, gear, gear, gear, gear
no stupid creepers so I'm fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
to go ahead spend some time, time, time, time, time
Oh no
(Pre-Chorus)
Thats when I hear a hissing sound
and then I draw my sword to kill, it
(Chorus)
I swing my sword up in the air sometimes
saying "Creepers you're gonna die"
I wanna mine without losing my lives
saying "let's go I found diamonds"
(Post-Chorus)
So I'll craft a bow
enchant it all night
then I'll shoot it at
all the Endermites
then I'll go all rouge
on the creeper guys
and I'll murder them for their gunpowder
(Bridge)
I'm gonna take it all
I'm gonna take all the diamonds
yeah I will take them all
I'm gonna take all of the diamonds
cause' I, I, I just want em
and I, I, I, I just want them all
I just want them all
and I'll swing my sword in the air
sword, sword in the air
swing your sword in the air
(Chorus)
I swing my sword up in the air sometimes
saying "Creepers you're gonna die"
I wanna mine with a goddamn TEC-9
saying "let's go I found lapis"
(Post-Chorus)
So I'll craft a gun
enchant it all night
then I'll shoot all of
the fuckin creepers
cause' they killed my dogs
now they're going to die
because I'll nuke them all
for their gunpowder
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