I can dream of ways to stream you
On computer or TV
Cause the way they animate you
Those perverted Japanese
And whenever I’m watching you
Hotter than 3D girls you seem
Capture all those pixels of you
Save it as a JPG

Yea, take a dirty screenshot for me, take a dirty screenshot
Paste the dirty screenshot for me, paste the dirty screenshot
Save the dirty screenshot for me, save the dirty screenshot
Print the dirty screenshot for me, print the dirty screenshot
Screenshot, uh

Whenever your show’s on
I switch to high definition
It has been so long
There will be no channel switching
Take a dirty screenshot for me, take a dirty screenshot
Take a dirty screenshot for me, take a dirty screenshot

Whenever I log on
Watch an episode or ten, yah
Please don’t take this wrong
You’re even finer in the manga
Take a dirty screenshot for me, take a dirty screenshot
Take a dirty screenshot for me, take a dirty screenshot

Though I know I’ll never meet you
I still often press print screen
Paint open ready to paste you
You’re a warrior and a queen

Yea, take a dirty screenshot for me, take a dirty screenshot
Post the dirty screenshot on-4Chan, post the dirty screenshot
Send the dirty screenshot to-your-entire-contact-list-by-accident, send the dirty screenshot
Make-a-meme of the dirty screenshot for me, make-a-meme of the dirty screenshot
S…..S….Click, Click, S-S