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Song Parodies -> "Haier"
Original Song Title:
"Higher"
Original Performer:
Taio Cruz
Parody Song Title:
"Haier"
Parody Written by:
Wrong Direction01
The Lyrics
This is the second parody I've written, my first was written at least a year ago http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/onedirection0.shtml. This one doesn't quite stick to the syllable count as well, but I got it pretty close. Hope you enjoy.
I'm sleepin' in my house on the top floor
I hear a noise that I just can’t ignore
It's pullin' at my brain just like a hook
I better go downstairs and take a look
So I start gettin' up, I start getting' up
I head down to the ground (whoa)
There's someone taking stuff, a guy's taking stuff
What I see makes me frown!
'cause
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
Haier off the wall
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
He can't see me at all
Well silently I move in for the kill
But suddenly I guess he feels a chill
He turns around, he sees me and he runs
I follow him, the chase has now begun
But I'm not fit enough, I'm not fit enough
I'm a little too round (whoa)
I'm not fit enough, I'm not fit enough
I'm slowly losing ground
and
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
He's made it across the lawn
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
He's drivin' into the dawn
A criminal just stole my Haaaaaiieeeerrr
I think I might break down and cry!
He's taken me Haier, Haier,
I can't watch the football
He's taken me Haier, Haier,
I'm really startin' to bawl! [x2]
I hear a noise that I just can’t ignore
It's pullin' at my brain just like a hook
I better go downstairs and take a look
So I start gettin' up, I start getting' up
I head down to the ground (whoa)
There's someone taking stuff, a guy's taking stuff
What I see makes me frown!
'cause
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
Haier off the wall
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
He can't see me at all
Well silently I move in for the kill
But suddenly I guess he feels a chill
He turns around, he sees me and he runs
I follow him, the chase has now begun
But I'm not fit enough, I'm not fit enough
I'm a little too round (whoa)
I'm not fit enough, I'm not fit enough
I'm slowly losing ground
and
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
He's made it across the lawn
He's taking me Haier, Haier,
He's drivin' into the dawn
A criminal just stole my Haaaaaiieeeerrr
I think I might break down and cry!
He's taken me Haier, Haier,
I can't watch the football
He's taken me Haier, Haier,
I'm really startin' to bawl! [x2]
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