[SALESMAN]
Don't want to prance, prance, prance, prance
To get to work so take a chance, chance, chance, chance
So go and grab one from it's stand, stand, stand, stand
For the rat race won't cost a grand, grand, grand, grand

Yeah, yeah
A bike you're on, you're on, you're on
Won't make you yawn and yawn and yawn
Yeah...

You've got the handlebars right there, grip tight
Yelling: "HELL NO! DO NOT LET GO!"
Because I speculate it will bring strife
You'll break your bones! So don't let go!

Cars all of the health freaks snub
To walk would take all night
So hand me some bucks
You can buy a bike

So don't be a dunce
For a decent price
Gonna ring you up
You can buy a bike

You want some proof, proof, proof, proof
It's worth the change, Put on your shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes
You will get buff and that's the truth, truth, truth, truth
Forget a truck cause gas has flew, flew, flew, flew

Yeah, yeah
Ripped like James Bond, James Bond, James Bond
And score hot blondes, hot blondes, hot blondes
Yeah...

And so you're fed up with the nine to five
Traffic's too slow, That must sure blow
I'm going to calculate the miles biked
It saves you dough and you're a pro

Go strap this helmet on
Cause it can save your life
You know if you fall off
Cut worse than a knife

This Schwinn's what you want
A Trek's what you'd like
You'll leap over stuff
Once you buy a bike

[CUSTOMER]
What brings me to the mall? ...Bike!
I got ten speeds that's all I'm needing
Since I have found bikes!
I won't get tickets now for speeding

Cause I-I-I am leavin'
Behi-i-i-ind every car that stalled
And Triple-A calls
Just need to get a pump for some air
And then I'm prepared
Take bike paths everywhere-where-where-where-where...

I got my handlebars right here gripped tight!
Screaming: "HELL NO! I WON'T LET GO!"
Drivers I'll iritate but that's their strife
Honking! "LET'S GO! BIKES ARE TOO SLOW!!!"

I used to be all flub
Barely walked up right
Till I spent those bucks
And I bought a bike

Thought it might be tough
Now it's my delight
To not huff and puff
And just ride my bike!