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Song Parodies -> "The Today"

Original Song Title:

"The Weekend"

Original Performer:

SZA

Parody Song Title:

"The Today"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about today.
You say you got a friend
And now you want me
How you want me when you got a friend?
The teacher is really nice
Of knowin' it's perfect
And knowin' I'm all the greatest
Gettin' all in your love
Fallin' all over love
I do it 'til it done less
Hanging out the time, all up in your lap
Like is you comin' home?
Is you out with her?
I don't care long as you here by 10:30
No later than, drop them drawers
Give me what I want

My man is my man is your man
Heard that's her man too?
My man is my man is your man
Heard that's her man?
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
I just keep him satisfied through Thursday
You like 9 to 5, I'm on Thursday
Make him lose his mind every today
You'll take Saturday, Sunday
Then just send him my way
Think I got it covered for the today

I gotta say I'm in the mood for a little bit more of that
I mean I'm saying what kind of deal's just all days?
I need me at least 'bout all of them
More of them, more [-] you on me
On us, just tell me you want me, yeah
Monday and I'll be at your door
Ready to take her sun
Ready to give you
What you've been missin' on the night
What you've been waitin' for
10: 30, no later than
Drop them drawers, I know what you want

My man is my man is your man
Heard that's her man too
My man is my man is your man
Heard that's her man
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
I just keep him satisfied through the today
You like 9 to 5, I'm the today
Make him lose his mind every today
You'll take Saturday, Sunday
(No way but love, no way but love)
Then just send him my day
Think I got it covered for the today

Ayyy
Bright ideas
We got bright ideas
Ayyy
Bright ideas
We got bright ideas
Ayyy
Bright ideas
We got bright ideas
Well today is nice!

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