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Song Parodies -> "The Girls Are Spazzing Like Cate Blanchett"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Girls Are Spazzing Like Cate Blanchett"

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The Lyrics

Came across a interesting video of Cate Blanchett (Galadriel in LOTR) wearing a canary yellow pantsuit and sporting coke bottle glasses .. dancing in a spastic, robotic way with no facial expression to a synth rock song called "The Girl Is Crying In her Latte". Its really quite hypnotic
Is this some kind of joke?
Is she hopped up on coke?
She looks out of her mind
Hope its something benign

The Cate is trying to be a spastic, yeah
The Cate is being quite sarcastic, man
Her moves are orgiastic, wow
The Cate is getting quite Spazz-gasmic, yeah

Now she's perfectly still
Wasn't she Galadriel?
Now, she explodes into dance
Looks like she's in a trance

The girls are dancing like Cate Blanchett, now
The girls are thrashing like Cate Blanchett, yeah
The girls are spazzing like Cate Blanchett, wow
The girls are having their spazz-gasms now

So many chickies are thrashing like Cate Blanchett
So many chickies are spazzing like Cate Blanchett
So many chickies are dancing like Cate Blanchett
So many chickies suit pantsing like Cate Blanchett

Is she a total nutcase?
Zombie look on her face
Stands like a statue and then
Starts into thrashing again

The girls are trying to be Cate Blanchett now
The girls are vieing to be Blanchett yeah
The girls are dying to be Cate Blanchett, wow
The girls are hiding behind glasses now

So many chickies are trying to be Cate Blanchett ...

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