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Song Parodies -> "Lost Kinescope Rescue"
Original Song Title:
"Misty Island Rescue"
Original Performer:
Some kids
Parody Song Title:
"Lost Kinescope Rescue"
Parody Written by:
George&GermaineBriantFan
The Lyrics
Remember that 1951 episode of the game show “Beat the Clock” that featured 300 Boy Scouts? The one with the elephant and something about “terrific cheesecake”? Yes, that one. It kind of had a Western feel to it, honestly. I would tell you where you can buy it on DVD...except that I cannot, because there is no surviving kinescope. But in this song parody, we have a fictional family that is on the lookout for the kinescope of a broadcast with a Western feel to it. And what is a song that has a Western feel to it? “Misty Island Rescue” from Thomas & Friends. So join this fictional family and their search for the greatest moment in television history, regardless of whether they are successful or not.
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
With Boy Scouts all a-shouting,
This show, we need to find it,
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Let’s search in the attic, one by one,
(One by one!)
Then search in the basement, one by one,
(One by one!)
Then we’ll search in storage,
The rescue is in motion,
We’ll search through the country, one by one!
(One by one!)
300 Boy Scouts,
They’re on this kinescope,
All excited by “Roxanne”...
Don’t stop if we reach dead ends,
We’ll make some collector friends,
Today...
Help in every way! (Whoo!)
Talk about this broadcast every day!
(Every day!)
Look for this lost broadcast every day!
(Every day!)
If you have a copy,
Don’t treat it like a floppy,
Send us this lost broadcast right away!
(Right away!)
300 Boy Scouts,
They’re on this kinescope, (Whoo!)
All excited by “Roxanne”...
Don’t stop if we reach dead ends,
We’ll make some collector friends,
Today...
Help in every way! (Whoo!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
With Boy Scouts all a-shouting,
This show, we need to find it...
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue... (Whoo!)
...Here we go!!!
(Everyone cheering)
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
With Boy Scouts all a-shouting,
This show, we need to find it,
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Let’s search in the attic, one by one,
(One by one!)
Then search in the basement, one by one,
(One by one!)
Then we’ll search in storage,
The rescue is in motion,
We’ll search through the country, one by one!
(One by one!)
300 Boy Scouts,
They’re on this kinescope,
All excited by “Roxanne”...
Don’t stop if we reach dead ends,
We’ll make some collector friends,
Today...
Help in every way! (Whoo!)
Talk about this broadcast every day!
(Every day!)
Look for this lost broadcast every day!
(Every day!)
If you have a copy,
Don’t treat it like a floppy,
Send us this lost broadcast right away!
(Right away!)
300 Boy Scouts,
They’re on this kinescope, (Whoo!)
All excited by “Roxanne”...
Don’t stop if we reach dead ends,
We’ll make some collector friends,
Today...
Help in every way! (Whoo!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
With Boy Scouts all a-shouting,
This show, we need to find it...
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
(Here we go!!)
Lost kinescope rescue... (Whoo!)
...Here we go!!!
(Everyone cheering)
Lost kinescope rescue, here we go!
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