Song Parodies -> "(Can't Stop His) Fingers Tweeting"

Original Song Title:

"That Sinking Feeling"

Original Performer:

"(Can't Stop His) Fingers Tweeting"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The original song here was so easy to work with that I had to make a second parody, though it's not as good as "Bouncy clevage" - Check that one out too.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

Day, night and evening
From the morning without brakes
He scrolls up, he scrolls down
It's the talk of the town
Is there to be a rant today?

His grammar's bleading
Crazy's his default rate
Tweets go out, and around
Pundits scoff, he's a clown
Spelling errors we must face

Can't stop his thumb from tweeting, no
Can't stop his thumb from tweeting, no
Can't stop his thumb from tweeting, no

In locomotion
Never has his phone misplaced
In a club, in the back
On a trip, in a crack
Cos the World he must lambaste'

A one phone coven
Raising hell a few grades
He gets high from a feud
He's a fountain of lewd
I wonder what we get today?

Can't stop his fingers tweeting, no
Can't stop his fingers tweeting, no
Can't stop his fingers tweeting, no

Can't stop his hands from tweeting, no
Can't stop his hands from tweeting, no
Can't stop his hands from tweeting, no

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