Uh-oh, running for President, but I got stamina
Oh, I, I got stamina
Uh-oh, running now, so many people surprised
Well, oh, I got stamina and Melania and Ivanka
And uh-oh, the media mocks, but I take their air time
But I, I, I got stamina
Uh-oh, I'm the candidate no one can define
Cause I, I, I got stamina

Never give up, I won't give up
Don't give up, no no no
Never give up, I won't give up
Jeb's energy's low, Little Marco,
Kasich eating pancakes is just so gross!

I'm free to be the greatest, I do shine
I'm free to be the greatest here tonight, the greatest
The greatest, the greatest, Tweet fine
The greatest, the greatest with spine

Well, uh-oh, don't owe any special interests, but I
Oh, I, I got stamina
Uh-oh, running great, as Hillary lies
But, oh, I got stamina
And oh yeah, eliminated opponents by show
But I, I got stamina
And oh yeah, the attacks, the counterpunch blows
And uh-oh, I got stamina

Never give up, I won't give up
Don't give up, go go go
Never give up, I won't give up
Don't give up, I'm rich you know!

I'm free to be the greatest, I do shine
I'm free to be the greatest here tonight, the greatest
The greatest, the greatest, Tweet fine
The greatest, the greatest with spine

Oh-oh, I got stamina
Oh-oh, I got stamina
Oh-oh, I got stamina
Oh-oh, I got stamina

I'm free to be the greatest, I defy
I'm free to be the greatest here tonight, the greatest
The greatest, the greatest of minds
(Don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, no no no)
The greatest, the greatest with spine
(Don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, no no no)

The greatest, the greatest of our time
(Don't give up, don't give up, don't give up; I got stamina) [x6]

292 electoral votes!!!

How the hell did I pull this off???