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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Pills"

Original Song Title:

"Cheap Thrills"

Original Performer:

Sia

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Pills"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In Mexico, prescription drug fees are typically 80% cheaper than US prices and in most cases you don't need a prescription to pick up a 3 month supply. However, controllable drugs are NOT allowed back across the border, so take the Vicodin and Oxy in Mexico...
Come on, come on, the road trip's on
To Mexico and it won't be long
Gotta list of drugs, no prescriptions
Algodones here we come!

Look out for a drug store
For a drug store
No doctor to see
Yes, I've got the cash
I've got the cash
US currency!

Money, I don't need wads of bills to score drugs alright
(I love cheap pills)
Money, I don't need Mexican weed to get high tonight
(I love cheap pills)
Just a pharmacy
Hypochondriac fantasy
Mexico has lower fees
Time for drug shopping sprees!

Come on, come on, the road trip's on
To Mexico and it won't be long
Gotta list of drugs, no prescriptions
Algodones here we come!

Look out for a drug store
For a drug store
No doctor to see
Yes, I've got the cash
I've got the cash
US currency!

Money, I don't need wads of bills to score drugs alright
(I love cheap pills)
Money, I don't need Mexican weed to get high tonight
(I love cheap pills)
Just a pharmacy
Hypochondriac fantasy
Mexico has lower fees
Time for drug shopping sprees!

Hell, I'm from Tennessee
Drug discounts aren't for me
US drugs aren't cheap, but
In Mexico, they're almost free!

Money, I don't need wads of bills to score drugs alright
(I love cheap pills)
Money, I don't need Mexican weed to get high tonight
(I love cheap pills)
Just a pharmacy
Hypochondriac fantasy
Mexico has lower fees
Time for drug shopping sprees!

Algodones, Algodones
(I love cheap pills)
Algodones, Algodones
(I love cheap pills)
Saves me money
(I love cheap pills)
Lots of money
(I love cheap pills)

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