I was walkin’ down the street
The wind was really blowin’
Saw the circus was in town
I was thinkin’ on goin’

But I don’t like clowns
Nor freak circus folks
I just like the stunts
With wires and ropes

A cannon shot’s OK
And taming the big cats
But walkin’ the high wire
Is my favorite act

Then I saw somethin’
It sure made me cringe
Was one ugly sight
Where do I begin?

Midget in a toga
Ridin’ a unicycle
He made my stomach turn
Man, this freak was just awful!

I then turned to run
But Damn! He saw me
Man, I just freaked-out
Like takin’ LSD

He started to juggle
As I entered the tent
Went to see the main act
My money was well spent
(‘cept smell of Elephants)

I DID relaxed at last
I even had some fun
Then the midgets returned
And there were LOTS of ‘em!

I took off, had to run!!!

Midget in a toga
Ridin’ a unicycle
He made my stomach turn
Man, this freak was just awful!

If I chose to see freaks
I could stay in my house
Got lots of Hos and drunks
That are runnin’ about!