I love it when I watch television
No better pastime I could envision
Every sex scene I go ooh-la-la-la
It's true la-la-la
Ooh I should be reading
My parents, they are pleading
For me

Watching Miami-
Vice, that is, from the 80s
Then Golden Girls
To me it's really all the same la-la-la
Makes me go ooh-la-la-la
Yeah, no

Shows set in hospitals
The Resident and New Amsterdam
The Good Doctor
Makes Meredith Grey go "Damn!", la-la-la
Makes me go nyah-nyah-nyah
Yeah

I love it when we watch television
On the couch in a comfy position
A sex scene, it goes ooh-la-la-la
It's true la-la-la
Ooh we're still watching
Ooh you know we love it

When we watch television
For hours and hours, for no reason
Every talk show goes blah blah blah
It's true la-la-la
Ooh when we're not snackin'
Ooh then we are mackin'
Fo sho'

Got me some Netflix
Got the password from my friends
You say "Lets watch Friends"
Did I really rhyme "friends" with "friends"-la-la-la
And it has the gall to ask am I still watchin'
Don't make me laugh, lol

Oh, Stranger Things
One Day at a Time
Ooh, I'll keep on watchin'
Won't stop

I love it when we watch television
Those chicks who are in prison
Orange is the New bla-a-a-ack
It's so wa-a-a-ack
Ooh we be streamin'
Ooh you know I love it

When we watch television
RuPaul's drag queens keep on dissin'
Those chicks who sla-a-a-ay
They're ga-a-a-ay
Ooh stated the obvious
Ooh so obnoxious
So there

Now you can watch 'em on your phone, yeah
Whether you're out or at home, yeah
Download the app, it'll come to ya (come to ya)
Come to ya (come to ya)

To ya, to ya (oh, we love to watch TV), to ya
Call us couch potatoes
Sit through a tornado
For TV