Song Parodies -> "Fighting the Yuuzhan Vong"

Original Song Title:

"Love You Like a Love Song"

Original Performer:

"Fighting the Yuuzhan Vong"

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The Lyrics

In the novels the last and greatest enemy of the Star Wars New Republic and the Jedi are the Yuuzhan Vong who are extragalactic invaders not part of the Force. Evil, sadistic beings who derive pleasure from infinite pain. They travel in and use organic, living technologies that confound the Republic, the Empire Remnant, and the Jedis. They are equivalent to Star Trek Borg. Their defeat takes up all 19 novels of The New Jedi series!!! I am on book #4...

ExGal 4 made a run
Danni Quee had been the fortunate one
As the others were slaughtered one-by-one
Luke and the Solos discovered 'em, Jedi friends
Battles horrible, struggle to stay alive, tech incredible
Magic koral, mystical, deplorable
Creatures serve as weapons
Seems there's no escaping, but

(Chorus)
They-they've been fighting the Yuuzhan Vong, lately
They-they've been fighting the Yuuzhan Vong, lately
They-they've been fighting the Yuuzhan Vong, lately

A foe-hard to de-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat

(Chorus)

A foe-hard to de-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat

Constant new ploys, in a race against time, Solo loses Chewie
Devastation, ruination, no Force harmony
Don't accept pleas, they're so cruel
Make slaves of entire worlds
Enemies on their knees
Jedis confused about destinies
They're tyrannical, like animals, detestable
They are...
Evil to the core, but

(Chorus)

Even Remnant's on re-treat-treat-treat-treat-treat-treat

(Chorus)

Gravity wells we can't de-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat (coming on strong)

[Bridge]
Hits here and there
Yet they go on, sectors roam
Killing is their art and they have no hearts
Got the Republic on the run

(Chorus)

We're so close to de-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat-feat

(Chorus)

How did this all go... so wrong

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