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Song Parodies -> "Southbound Route 1"
Original Song Title:
"Same Old Love"
Original Performer:
Selena Gomez
Parody Song Title:
"Southbound Route 1"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This song is about a guy who always gets stuck in traffic on U.S. Route 1 between Edison and Trenton, New Jersey and can't stand the constant backup in Middlesex and Mercer Counties.
Less than four miles left to go
I can't get on 95 now, I know
I've been stuck here at least a million times
I'm not the guy who forgets, you know
I don't believe, I don't believe it
I hope my car doesn't fall to pieces
Too hard to breathe, too far north of 33
Right now, 'ow
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, this traffic ties me up
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, I've really had enough
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm so sick of southbound Route 1, still haven't gone too far
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, the road that wrecks your car
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm not spending any time, wasting more gallons of fuel
I'm not even close to Trenton at all
I can't even try to get on 95
I'm stuck in traffic, too, you know
You can't believe, still can't believe it
I haven't moved an inch - please help me, Jesus
Too hard to breathe, still north of 33
Right now, 'ow
I'm so sick of southbound Route 1, this traffic ties me up
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, I've really had enough
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, still haven't gone too far
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, the road that wrecks your car
I'm still stuck, still stuck on Route 1 (2x)
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, this traffic ties me up
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, I've really had enough
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, but Trenton's not too far
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, just sitting in my car
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
(J.C.: Finally - traffic actually cleared up heading past Quaker Bridge Mall).
I can't get on 95 now, I know
I've been stuck here at least a million times
I'm not the guy who forgets, you know
I don't believe, I don't believe it
I hope my car doesn't fall to pieces
Too hard to breathe, too far north of 33
Right now, 'ow
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, this traffic ties me up
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, I've really had enough
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm so sick of southbound Route 1, still haven't gone too far
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, the road that wrecks your car
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm not spending any time, wasting more gallons of fuel
I'm not even close to Trenton at all
I can't even try to get on 95
I'm stuck in traffic, too, you know
You can't believe, still can't believe it
I haven't moved an inch - please help me, Jesus
Too hard to breathe, still north of 33
Right now, 'ow
I'm so sick of southbound Route 1, this traffic ties me up
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, I've really had enough
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, still haven't gone too far
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, the road that wrecks your car
I'm still stuck, still stuck on Route 1 (2x)
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, this traffic ties me up
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, I've really had enough
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, but Trenton's not too far
I'm still stuck on southbound Route 1, just sitting in my car
Oh (southbound Route 1) (2x)
(J.C.: Finally - traffic actually cleared up heading past Quaker Bridge Mall).
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