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Song Parodies -> "Beanie Weanie"

Original Song Title:

"Eenie Meenie"

Original Performer:

Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Beanie Weanie"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

When a wealthy man goes bankrupt his whole life changes...
Beanie weenie hungry bro
Chomps Hot Pockets by the load
Can't try lobster (ca-ca-can't try lobster) since he's broke

Pork's too expensive
That's such a grind
Hotdogs he's cookin'
With cardboard rice

Earl can't afford oysters
Ramen's his prize
Splurgin' on Foie Gras
Is compromised

Spent cash on some spiiiice
Called Saffron that seasoned
His Kobe sirloin but that's long gone
The steak he now biiiiites
Tastes like shoes, He chews
While sippin' cheap beer, No more Merlot

Once puffer-fish was dined, dined, dined, dined, dined...
Now fish-sticks are prime, prime, prime, prime, prime...
They're topped with some pork rind, rind, rind, rind, rinds...
Shopping cart once full of treasure is lost!

My buddy is a beanie weenie hungry bro chomper!
Cruddy as a beanie weenie hungry bro chomper!
Dummy is a beanie weenie hungry bro chomper!
Tummy's filled with beanie weenies, Dollar Store shopper!

Ooo!

Gordon Ramsay rocked his kitchen
That was nice!
His fridge was brimming, girl
With swordfish chilled by dry ice
Camel meat in chili he poured (he poured)
In bowls that shined!
Kraft replaced his Gouda!

You won't hear him griiiipe
While gulpin' bean squeezins
That sausage smear might seem kinda wrong
Snobs yell out in friiiiight
When they view that goo
For balut* they'll cheer thus they're psycho!

Eyeballs from a swine, swine, swine, swine, swine...
In a champagne brine, brine, brine, brine, brine...
Once never crossed the line, line, line, line, line...
Now Pop-Tarts are beyond measure, They're shunned

He's nutty with his beanie weenie hungry bro supper!
Chubby from his beanie weenie hungry bro supper!
Tubby from his beanie weenie hungry bro supper!
Puffy from those beanie weenies his mouth has suffered!

Beanie weenies always flow
From the package to the stove
For two dollars (For-for-for two dollars) he'll make loads!
Beanie weenies will be mowed
Quenched his palate like a pro
For two dollar, dollar, dollars (he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll)

Crazy for that beanie weenie tasty poor dinner!
Lazy with that beanie weenie tasty poor dinner!
Hazy from that beanie weenie tasty poor dinner!
Daily dines on beanie weenies, Won't get much thinner!

(Burner glows!)

Once munched on monkey mind, mind, mind, mind, minds!
Gems pulled out of mine, mine, mine, mine, mines
Were cemented to his stein, stein, stein, stein, steins!
Gulped bear hearts shoved in a blender for lunch!

Slumming as a beanie weenie hungry bro chomper!
Gumming as a beanie weenie hungry bro chomper!
Stuffed up as a beanie weenie hungry bro chomper!
Dumplings aren't for beanie weenie hungry bro chompers!

* a developing bird embryo (usually a duck or chicken) that is boiled and eaten from the shell... GROSS!

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Blaydeman - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't think the story really work for you here. Going back and forth between the expensive delicacies felt so random and out of place that the "story" didn't build for me at all. I would've just preferred you talk about a person who chooses to each crap food because that's just who they are. That being said, the rhymes and sheer quantity of foods you referenced need to be commended. You nailed that aspect of the song.
Max Power - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
He can always go to that restaurant in "The Untold Story".
bobpiecheese - May 02, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Blaydeman that the story wasn't as focused as it could have been. Doesn't help that I don't know what a beanie weanie is. Also, the Gordon Ramsay reference was kinda out of place as he's more associated with "good cooking" and not "hoity-toity toff eating really weird crap". Near-perfect pacing, but the story was really lacking, sorry to say

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