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Song Parodies -> "The Writing's on The Stall"
Original Song Title:
"Th Writning's On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Sam Smith
Parody Song Title:
"The Writing's on The Stall"
Parody Written by:
Aryeh Rich
The Lyrics
The idea of this song is that a custodian is singing about his work. He sings about the difficulty of his job, and his duty to carry out his job ( to clean).
The Writing’s on the Stall (Parody of the Writing’s on the Wall)
I’ve cleaned here before, and always mop the floor
I’ve spent a lifetime scrubbing, then I always end my day
But now I’m seeing something that makes me want to spray
I use bleach for this, there’s not a spot I miss
I feel like a flood is coming, if I’m gonna wipe it all away
Then there’s no more use in quitting, even though I don’t get paid
If I slip and fall, could you clean my hall
How do I live, how do I breathe, with all these fumes I’m suffocating,
I want to clean mud deep in my blood, tell me is this where I pack it all up
For you I have to sweep it all
Cause the writing’s on the stall
A billion tons of cans, that always rip my pants
As the ants begin to gather,
And the lights begin to break
When the trash begins to splatter
Know that I won’t take a break
If I slip and fall, could you clean my hall
How do I live, how do I breathe, with all these fumes I’m suffocating,
I want to clean mud deep in my blood, tell me is this where I pack it all up
For you I have to sweep it all
Cause the writing’s on the stall
The writing’s on the stall
How do I live, how do I breathe, with all these fumes I’m suffocating,
I want to clean mud deep in my blood, tell me is this where I pack it all up
For you I have to sweep it all
Cause the writing’s on the stall
I’ve cleaned here before, and always mop the floor
I’ve spent a lifetime scrubbing, then I always end my day
But now I’m seeing something that makes me want to spray
I use bleach for this, there’s not a spot I miss
I feel like a flood is coming, if I’m gonna wipe it all away
Then there’s no more use in quitting, even though I don’t get paid
If I slip and fall, could you clean my hall
How do I live, how do I breathe, with all these fumes I’m suffocating,
I want to clean mud deep in my blood, tell me is this where I pack it all up
For you I have to sweep it all
Cause the writing’s on the stall
A billion tons of cans, that always rip my pants
As the ants begin to gather,
And the lights begin to break
When the trash begins to splatter
Know that I won’t take a break
If I slip and fall, could you clean my hall
How do I live, how do I breathe, with all these fumes I’m suffocating,
I want to clean mud deep in my blood, tell me is this where I pack it all up
For you I have to sweep it all
Cause the writing’s on the stall
The writing’s on the stall
How do I live, how do I breathe, with all these fumes I’m suffocating,
I want to clean mud deep in my blood, tell me is this where I pack it all up
For you I have to sweep it all
Cause the writing’s on the stall
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I like how the lyrics you chose gave this song the same sad feeling as the original did.
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