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Song Parodies -> "Take a Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Stay With Me"

Original Performer:

Sam Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Take a Pee"

Parody Written by:

Professor Incubus

The Lyrics

I got the idea for this after hearing the original song when I was at work. It was not soon after I thought of it, that I had to use the bathroom. Who knows if reading this one (or listening to it, once I get the recording done) is subliminal and makes you want to pee. LOL!
Guess it's true, I'm not good while I'm in the car
Cause my bladders full, the exit's way too far.
These trips never seem to go as planned.
I don't want me to leak, how much can I stand?

I've gotta take a pee
Because I drank iced tea
Every gulp just flows through me
That's why I make wee wee

Why am I so incontinent?
No, it's not a good look when I wear Depends
And deep down my bladder never works
I've just gotta go so it doesn't hurt

I've Gotta take a pee
Because I drank Hi C
Every gulp just flows through me
That's why I make wee wee

Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh

I've Gotta take a pee
Because I drank iced tea
Every gulp just flows through me
That's why I make wee wee

I've Gotta take a pee
Because I drank Hi C
Every gulp just flows through me
That's why I make wee wee
******* FLUSH ****** Ahhhhhhhh!

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Patrick - October 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Let me know when you get this recorded. Did you ever record the Daylight Savings song?
Professor Incubus - October 16, 2020 - Report this comment
No, never done a parody about daylight savings. I do have funny songs by other people about that subject in my collection. When I get the recording done for Take a Pee, I will post it on here.
Patrick - October 16, 2020 - Report this comment
You had once mentioned wanting to record my parody on Daylight Savings. In the midst of the pandemic and election news, I've not heard much about the DST abomination this year.
Professor Incubus - November 07, 2020 - Report this comment
Hey Patrick, I finally got the recording done for this one. I just posted it on here today, so it should be on here within a day or 2.

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