He is the one tweeting always indiscreet
He is the one who launched Miss Clinton's ejection seat
Let me be crystal clear, he's kinda sleazy and he's plump
We've all heard such words from Donald Trump

He's riled up Paris, he's flipped at Tokyo
He can take the facts and spin them as out there as Pluto
MSM is nonplussed, can't get piece of mind
And the brass there all call for resign

Trump is the one Europe blames all their problems on
He comes in egging at Merkel's door
Trump is the one NATO blames all their problems on
While paying Turkey for a big wall and more

Trump is the prez the Deep State blames their problems on
For just bypassing their old decor
Trump is the prez that the press blames their problems on
A bogeyman for all the wast journo corps

Bad things in life, I think that you will find
There is always Donald Trump, who's behind
So put the blame right there
For when you get a warm beer
Your car's a lemon
Or sour's your cream

Trump is the one the whole World blames their problems on
He comes in handy as force majeure
Trump is the one the whole Globe blames their problems on
A fourth reich's near we hear from wild raconteurs

Trump is the one raising manly testosterone
To flaky soyboys he's quite the boar
Trump is the one gals can't finger relations on
Boyfriends aren't kneeling to propose from the floors

Trump is the one we can blame all our problems on
When bad's the hair day, 'twas Trump for sure
Trump is the one you can blame all your problems on
Repugnant pesky kids and cold sores and chores

Let's pray to God he's reelected - for show