Lonely dater’s in tonight
Watchin’ lots of chick movies
Fantasizing ‘bout the time
You will sweep me off my feet

I’m bringin’ my hopes up, I can’t deny it
I’m-a dreamin’ all the time

I tried to find love on Myspace
When Myspace was the happ’nin’ thing
I tried to find love on Myspace
But Myspace was an empty space

Sneak me in some Ben and Jerry’s
Brownie Batter’s soundin’ good
Hard to get just got me nowhere
But neither did easy come

I bring all my hopes up, I can’t deny it
Maybe he will be the one

Tried to find love at local bars
Even tried speed-dating events
E-Harmony rejected me
Free dating sites weren’t much better

Starting to feel jaded now
Smug Marrieds just rub it in
Makes me wanna punch someone

I tried to find love on Facebook
Tried reconciling with old flames
I felt borderline desperate
Because Facebook got me nowhere

Tried to find love through mutual friends
But they hooked me up with losers
They try to say I’m too picky
If that’s the case I’ll leave the state