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Song Parodies -> "Jaibait"
Original Song Title:
"Friday"
Original Performer:
Rebecca Black
Parody Song Title:
"Jaibait"
Parody Written by:
Genny Rushton-Givens
The Lyrics
Rebecca Black, you are charged with the crime of creating the worst song of all time. You are sentenced to life in a women's prison. And you thought life as boring teenager was hard!
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Six a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be sharp, gotta watch my back
Gotta have my bread, gotta have water too
Waitin’ around, time goes slow,
Tickin' on and on, everybody's bored,
Gotta get down to the field for laps
Gotta get my lunch at the cafeteria, I see my homies (My homies)
Martha Stewart to my left
Lindsay Lohan to my right
Gotta make my mind up
Which bitch should I shank?
I’m jailbait, jailbait
Ain’t getting no parole now
I am lookin' forward to my bailout, bailout
Don’t drop the soap now
I am lookin' forward to my bailout
Wrestling, Wrestling (Yeah!)
Eating Prunes, Eating Prunes (Eww!)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Lookin' forward to my bailout
6:45, I’m doing hard labour
Boulders so big, I want time to fly
Shit, Shit, I’m in deep shit
Warden kicking me
I got this, you got this
My bitch is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Martha Stewart to my left
And Lohan to my right
Gotta make my mind up
Which bitch should I shank?
I’m jailbait, jailbait
Ain’t getting no parole now
Everybody's lookin' forward to my bailout, bailout
Don’t drop the soap now
Everybody's lookin' forward to my bailout
Wrestling, Wrestling (Yeah!)
Eating Prunes, Eating Prunes (Eww!)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Lookin' forward to my bailout
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today i-is Saturday, Saturday (Wrestlin')
We-we-we so agitated
We so agitated
We gonna have electric shock today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Friday comes after ... wards
Weekend stop fucking with me!
R-B, Rebecca Black
Martha Stewart on my left side (On my left side)
Lindsay Lohan on my right side (On my right side)
I'm sweatin', swearin' (Fuck, fuck)
Exchanging looks, shanking me
Don’t drop the soap, guys! (No!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a gangsta in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's execution day
We gonna die now, fuck it, fuck it, y’all
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Six a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be sharp, gotta watch my back
Gotta have my bread, gotta have water too
Waitin’ around, time goes slow,
Tickin' on and on, everybody's bored,
Gotta get down to the field for laps
Gotta get my lunch at the cafeteria, I see my homies (My homies)
Martha Stewart to my left
Lindsay Lohan to my right
Gotta make my mind up
Which bitch should I shank?
I’m jailbait, jailbait
Ain’t getting no parole now
I am lookin' forward to my bailout, bailout
Don’t drop the soap now
I am lookin' forward to my bailout
Wrestling, Wrestling (Yeah!)
Eating Prunes, Eating Prunes (Eww!)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Lookin' forward to my bailout
6:45, I’m doing hard labour
Boulders so big, I want time to fly
Shit, Shit, I’m in deep shit
Warden kicking me
I got this, you got this
My bitch is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Martha Stewart to my left
And Lohan to my right
Gotta make my mind up
Which bitch should I shank?
I’m jailbait, jailbait
Ain’t getting no parole now
Everybody's lookin' forward to my bailout, bailout
Don’t drop the soap now
Everybody's lookin' forward to my bailout
Wrestling, Wrestling (Yeah!)
Eating Prunes, Eating Prunes (Eww!)
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Lookin' forward to my bailout
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today i-is Saturday, Saturday (Wrestlin')
We-we-we so agitated
We so agitated
We gonna have electric shock today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Friday comes after ... wards
Weekend stop fucking with me!
R-B, Rebecca Black
Martha Stewart on my left side (On my left side)
Lindsay Lohan on my right side (On my right side)
I'm sweatin', swearin' (Fuck, fuck)
Exchanging looks, shanking me
Don’t drop the soap, guys! (No!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a gangsta in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's execution day
We gonna die now, fuck it, fuck it, y’all
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