-> "Black Friday"
Original Song Title:
"Friday"
Parody Song Title:
"Black Friday"
The Lyrics
‘Leven PM, getting pumped for the morning
Thanksgiving’s done, gotta get prepared
Ready for a brawl, time to get physical
Wanting everything, so lets get going
Line goes on and on, everybody's rushin'
The doors open, I get to shop
Throwing fisticuffs, let it begin! (begin)
Kicking for a TV
Punching for a Furby
It’s eighty percent off
Need them right away!
Black Friday, Friday
Gotta get out of my way
Had to get a brand new toaster, when I trampled some kid
Friday, Friday
It’s so cheap, why not pay!?
Everybody wants an Xbox, who needs sleeping?
Scram-bl-in’, scram-bl-in’ (MINE!)
Tram-pl-in', tram-pl-in' (BUY!)
Run, run, run, run!
Four more weeks to shop for Christmas
Everything is mine, you best stay out of my way
Checkin’ my list, full of things to buy
Run, run, there’s only one!
Hey! I saw it first!
How will I pay for this?
Kids don’t need college, right? Hey!
I’ll get this, don’t need this…
But I want it!
Shape-Up’s for my dad’s feet
New car and a big screen
Half of all mankind’s up-
Shopping ‘til dawn breaks!
Black Friday, Friday
New iPad coming my way
Everybody's lookin' for one, grabbed the last one, back up!
Oh by the way-
It’s perfectly okay
Skip Thanksgiving, must get ready for some shoppin’!
Scram-bl-in', scram-bl-in' (MINE!)
Mad rushin', mad rushin' (BUY!)
Run, run, run, run!
Four more weeks to shop for Christmas
Turkey Day was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is my day, Friday
I-I-I’m so excited
And slightly frightened
I’m gonna raid the mall today
Spend all my money away
At least I got Angry Birds!
You can’t pass up on these bargains!
J-C Penny’s, I’m back!
Some grandma gets in my way (outta my way!)
On Black Friday!? (No freakin’ way!)
No walkin’ shoppin’ (No way)
Fast pace, like a train
Push Nana to the side (Ahhh!)
(C'mon) Runnin’ by like a mad rush, don’t shop with me!
Been up since midnight, done by three
Then by five, on Black Friday, I sleep again
I think I just won, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
Black Friday, Friday
Got it all down on Friday
Swinging elbows- nothing else rings in the Christmas season
Friday, Friday
The toy aisle’s where I’ll stay
Don’t know why they say it’s hard work, it’s so easy!
Card chargin', card chargin' (BUY!)
Hard pushin' and shovin’ (NOW!)
Run, run, run, run!
It’s the real spirit of Christmas
Black Friday, Friday
Thanksgiving’s out of my way
Stores with eighty percent off price- you can’t beat them, beat them
Friday, Friday
Just get out of my way
Bigger question- how can I hide this from the kids?
Scram-bl-in', scram-bl-in' (OW!)
Trem-bl-in', trem-bl-in' (WHY!?)
Run, run, run, run
Lookin' forward to next Christmas!
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