-> "Mental Man"
Original Song Title:
"Gentleman"
Parody Song Title:
"Mental Man"
The Lyrics
Speeding up a treadmill to make a girl fall is… hot?
Or tipping a girl’s cup to douse her blouse- just mean?
How ‘bout a guy that has to GO? Hitting all the buttons in the lift… is rude?
I don't know if you know, but I like, I, I, I, like “cup-a-farting!”
Why you stare?
Please let me try to introduce myself
I'm a cruel guy: brain-damaged, heartless and merciless
The type all girls fear, all you wanna do is flee
Damn! Girls! You are so unfriendly!
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a motherf*cking mental man
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
Unloosening a girl’s bikini might be… crude?
And kicking the kids’ ball into the sprinklers gets messy
Kicking out a girl‘s chair is startling, and feigned help up is cocky
I don't know if you know, I’m crazy, crazy, messed up
Why you stare?
Your shocked looks make me laugh
Good! Feeling, feeling? Good! Not cross
I'll make you feel trapped and I'll make you steam
Damn! Girls! I like psychopathic drama!
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a motherf*cking mental man
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
Put you all through a test
Do my psycho-best
You know who I am- THAT guy
Unmatched in weirdness
The guy you detest
You know who I am
THAT guy! THAT guy! THAT guy! THAT guy!
SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
Ah I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a motherf*cking mental man
I'm a, ah I'm a, I'm a motherf*cking mental man
Motherf*ckign mental man
Motherf*cking mental man
Mindset is not changin'!
[Repeat to fade]
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