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Song Parodies -> "Payback From Ukraine"
Original Song Title:
"Colony 13"
Original Performer:
Primal Fear
Parody Song Title:
"Payback From Ukraine"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Ukrainian Independence Day is August 24. So far in just a few weeks their countermove into Kursk Region has liberated more territory than what Russia (or as Ronald Reagan rightfully called it "The Empire of Evil") brought Hell to over the last year.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Improvise, adjust
With incremental forces
Keeping up the thrust
And Putin's reign is wrecked
Striking into Kursk
No one could forsee that
Democracy returns
Ukraine they will take back
Putin's no dignity
He's Russian scum
End the douchebaggery
The time has come
He'll cry, he'll die
In his bunker fort
When Russia splits in cracks
It's payback for Ukraine
It's ham-mer time
On all Putler's crimes
When Russia splits in cracks
It's payback for Ukraine
Com-scripts in the fight
That raped and stole and pilfered
Dead by Ukraine drones
It's a righteous cause
Death comes for all Ivans
Scrambling in the dirt
Their final aircraft's down
A six feet crater crach
Putler and company
They're Moscow scum
End their douchebaggery
The time has come
They'll cry, they'll die
In a bunker fort
When Russia splits in cracks
It's payback for Ukraine
It's HIMARS time
On all Russian crimes
Now Putler shits his crack
It's payback for Ukraine
GUITAR SOLO AND OUTRO REPLACED BY SOUND OF SHUFFLING RUSSIAN FEET AS THEY RUN BACK TO MOSCOW AS FAST AS THEY CAN
With incremental forces
Keeping up the thrust
And Putin's reign is wrecked
Striking into Kursk
No one could forsee that
Democracy returns
Ukraine they will take back
Putin's no dignity
He's Russian scum
End the douchebaggery
The time has come
He'll cry, he'll die
In his bunker fort
When Russia splits in cracks
It's payback for Ukraine
It's ham-mer time
On all Putler's crimes
When Russia splits in cracks
It's payback for Ukraine
Com-scripts in the fight
That raped and stole and pilfered
Dead by Ukraine drones
It's a righteous cause
Death comes for all Ivans
Scrambling in the dirt
Their final aircraft's down
A six feet crater crach
Putler and company
They're Moscow scum
End their douchebaggery
The time has come
They'll cry, they'll die
In a bunker fort
When Russia splits in cracks
It's payback for Ukraine
It's HIMARS time
On all Russian crimes
Now Putler shits his crack
It's payback for Ukraine
GUITAR SOLO AND OUTRO REPLACED BY SOUND OF SHUFFLING RUSSIAN FEET AS THEY RUN BACK TO MOSCOW AS FAST AS THEY CAN
© Peter Andersson. (If you're in a metal band feel free to record these new lyrics, I don't own the music though).
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Like the sentiment, but the reference to the Evil Empire refered to the Soviet Union under Andropov, much different than Russian under putin; both evil yes, but different form of evil.
Not that much, since Putin (once a KGB officer) has stated that his life goal is to restore the former Soviet Union.
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