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Song Parodies -> "Rush Hour"

Original Song Title:

"Sunflower"

Original Performer:

Post Malone & Swae Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Rush Hour"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

What's the deal with Rush Hour? You don't rush and it takes more than an hour to get home!
Ayyyy ayyy ayyy ayyy...

Workin' all day, Need that paycheck
Traffic's jam-packed, That's why I'm stressed
Circled by twits now, Need some higher tech
Snail-slow-ass pace, Beam me like Star Trek

Needless to sway since every lane is packed
Poppin' some Xanax, Need to relax
Yellin' my spit's flown, Windshield is smacked
Won't win this race, Think my mind has cracked

Crawlin' down the highway, Fumin' each trip
Screamin "Damn nutcase!" While the bird's flipped
This commute is my Hell trapped in this seatbelt
Feelin' like it's been days, So long plants wilt

Ooooooh
Wish that we traveled through tubes
My legs are crampin' in this coupe
These motorists are rubes!

When you're trapped in a bus being squished by drunks
Freakin' rush hour, Work's done and this transit's shun
I'll ride a bike if I must but I'm a lazy chunk
God damn rush hour, Can't stand rush hour

Wastin' time while fleein', I'll scowl
Gas fumes make me queasy, Whoa
Hoped I would be home by now
Got Game of Thrones to view

Dread each time I'm clockin' out
It should be a felony to clog this ground
Drivin' in disgust just to get 'cross town
We can't get a speeding ticket, We've slowed down, Oh

My nerves have flared, Stuck with these drones
Snatch an Uber with my phone
But I don't wanna spend the dough
So that why I'll take this stroll

Patience is tested, It's nuts, While I'm stuck with ya
Freakin' rush hour, Need the bucks although it sucks
While on this quest, I'm a Putz, Each day I'm stuck with ya
Freakin' rush hour, Can't stand rush hour!

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2Eagle - May 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Your progress may be 1 but this parody is 5's. Stay off the freeway.
Peter Andersson - May 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Apparently my mental notes to self aren't what they used to be. I was stuck out of town last weekend and forgot to check this one out, until now. Nice touch with the promised Star Trek reference.

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