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Song Parodies -> "(A.P.) Bio"

Original Song Title:

"Psycho"

Original Performer:

Post Malone

Parody Song Title:

"(A.P.) Bio"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is another song I wrote about a year ago. It's loosely based on the NBC show AP Bio, but also on biology in general.


Yeah my AP class is Bio
My teacher doesn’t try though
Except to hurt a rival
Philosopher named Miles
Our textbooks have been hidden
From us by Mr. Griffin
Seems learning is forbidden
The whole school must be kiddin’

My AP class is Bio
We learn as much as zygotes
We might as well be taught by
A labrador named Fido
At test time we’ll have no shot
Because we do not know squat
We might as well write poems
On emotions shown by robots

I could use a robot, if it would teach me a bit, ugh
Hundred percent unprepared and yet he won’t quit, ugh
He tells us don’t be squares and he don’t mean Punnett, ugh
He won’t even say why skin sometimes gets a zit, ugh
He talks about hormones but won’t say endocrine, ugh
Like a cell in telophase he’s ready to split, ugh
My cerebrum’s boggled at this guy’s laziness, ugh
My adrenal glands get busy when he asks for quiet



Since I’m like Grrrrrrrrrrr
When are we going to learrrrrrn?
I can feel my future burrrrrn
Hopes and dreams stuffed in an urrrrrn
Urrrrrrrn
Now no way I’ll get into Stern
I might as well stare at a fern
And still my teacher’s not concerned

My AP class is Bio
My teacher doesn’t try though
Except to hurt a rival
Philosopher named Miles
Our textbooks have been hidden
From us by Mr. Griffin
Seems learning is forbidden
The whole school must be kiddin’

My AP class is Bio
We learn as much as zygotes
We might as well be taught by
A labrador named Fido
At test time we’ll have no shot
Because we do not know squat
We might as well write poems
On emotions shown by robots


My AP class is Bio, and questions I have many
I’m gettin’ zero answers, thrown for a loop like Henle
Ventricles are pumping blood or something
I could use details, since I do not want to fail
Tell me what’s a Golgi Body, I have no clue
What do lysosomes do?
Stumped by centrioles, too
How do white blood cells combat the flu?
How do we digest food?

Then there’s this guy, yeah, Carolus Linnaeus
He is Bio famous, classifications
Help me crack the code
Why are nematodes
Not amphibious or fish, how
Come no Petri dish?
What’s ATP?
This seems complex-ish
ATCG pairs
It is not really fair
That I must Google all this stuff
Also YouTube
And still I’m feeling clueless

My AP class is Bio
My teacher doesn’t try though
Except to hurt a rival
Philosopher named Miles
Our textbooks have been hidden
From us by Mr. Griffin
Seems learning is forbidden
The whole school must be kiddin’

My AP class is Bio
We learn as much as zygotes
We might as well be taught by
A labrador named Fido
At test time we’ll have no shot
Because we do not know squat
We might as well write poems
On emotions shown by robots

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