-> "In The Hills"
Original Song Title:
"Feel It Still"
Parody Song Title:
"In The Hills"
The Lyrics
He's turning back on a shelf
Think he's gotten lost
Oughta trace back on himself
From caves where wolfs or bears hide an' feed
And he's picking up some new speed
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
He's been out since yesterday at zero six now
Might be really lost, in the effing hills
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
Think his GPS is really on the fritz now
He's run out of chow, and it's getting chill
Got another chafe that bleeds
Really need to find a shitter
Why are all the bugs there bigger?
Sounds under fallen leaves
And he's picking up some more speed
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
He's not even near a decent Motel 6 now
Why'd he do this drill, oughta roll downhill
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
Last mark seen said this route's number's six-six-six now
Are those carcass' cows? Now he's standing still!
He could really go for peas
(Oh no, he is hungry in the sticks now)
Gone into some carbo cravings
Wish he had some Mac and Cheese
Starts searching for some honey bees
Then he's screaming as they chase him down
(Oh no, he is stung out in the sticks now)
He's losing it a little
From the sound of a giggle
He folds and then he falls
Oh, mercy him!
Is it morning?
Is it evening?
Is it warming?
Is is freezing?
Are none coming?
Is he getting back?
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
Climbing out a gorge that he just have to bridge an'
Might be rednecks there, but he'll crest the hill
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
He hear banjos playing, and he's seen the flick so
Here they're coming now, billies from the hills
Oh no, he's way lost out in the sticks now
He is squealing like a pig for crazy hicks now
Hope it's over soon, 'cos he's feeling ill
As they have their fill, but he knows the drill
-Ride back?
-A snack?
-Flapjack?
-Ice pack?
-Please!
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