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Song Parodies -> "Wash Your Hands"

Original Song Title:

"Fill the Crown"

Original Performer:

Poppy

Parody Song Title:

"Wash Your Hands"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how to wash my hands in the house.
You can be anyone you want to be
You can be free, you can be free
I believe you're the one who's meant for me
We can be free, just come with me
Wash your hands, let them know we're fed
Wash your hands, let them know we're fed
Wash, wash, wash wash, wa-wa-wa-wash

Poison the classroom
No peace of mind
Poison the virus
Make the pandemic cry
Poison the buildings
Empty your mind
Follow the leader
The leader is blind

You can be anyone you want to be
You can be free, you can be free
I believe you're the one who's meant for me
We can be free, just come with me
Wash your hands, let them know we're fed
Wash your hands, let them know we're fed
Wash, wash, wash wash, wa-wa-wa-wash

Baptize the bathtub
Cleaned up inside
Pray for the students (Pray for the students)
Innocent lives
Poison the classroom
Watch from behind
Forgive your spirit
Forfeit your life

You can be anyone you want to be
You can be free, you can be free
You can clean it up, just turn the key
We can be free, just come with me
Just come with me

If you're wanting somebody
Just call my name (Just come with me)
I'll be there, believe me
I'll keep you safe (Just come with me)
Wash your hands, let them know we're fed
Wash your hands, let them know we're fed
Wash, wash, wash wash, wa-wa-wa-wash
Be safe. Wash my hands!

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