Song Parodies -> "On top of my girl (Safe For Work)"

Original Song Title:

"Top of the world"

Original Performer:

"On top of my girl (Safe For Work)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The original song has been on my jogging playlist for a while, the title sub has been nagging at me just as long, still it felt kinda unoriginal and it wasn't until I came up with the idea for the dicey final twist that I knew I had to write it.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

I'm effing rich but she's low on money
She's in a pinch but I'll press my honey
I'm - I'm on - I'm on top - Of my girl

I own the Park but she's stuck with slumming
She gamed a snatch so she had it coming
I'm - I'm on - I'm on top - Of my girl

Push and shove
I'll pin her down today, manners gone away
Moving on, she's on my real estate, and I celebrate

I'm on top - I'm on top of my girl
We roll chop-chop
I'm on top of my girl
I'm taking her down town, now
I'm on top of my girl
Assets divide'
I'm on top of my girl
I'm not a white knight
When on top of my girl
I'm gonna take her down
Nail her in the brown
(No!)
I'm on top of my girl

I have her stripped with some smooth cajoling
Another hit and she's really growling
I'm - I'm on - I'm on top - Of my girl

I pay cheap and her tears are streaming
I take her street if she's up and leaving
I'm - I'm on - I'm on top - Of my girl

Push and shove
I'd pin her down I'll say, table's kicked away
Giving up, she's in a sorry state, 'bout to detonate

I'm on top - I'm on top of my girl
We roll chop-chop
I'm on top of my girl
I'm taking her down town, now
I'm on top of my girl
Assets divide'
I'm on top of my girl
I'm not a white knight
When on top of my girl
I'm gonna take her down
Nail her in the brown
(No!)
I'm on top of my girl

I'm - I'm on - I'm on top - Of my girl
I'm - I'm on - I'm on top - Of my girl

I'm on top - I'm on top of my girl
We roll chop-chop
I'm on top of my girl
I'm taking her down town, now
I'm on top of my girl
Assets divide'
I'm on top of my girl
I'm not a white knight
When on top of my girl
I'm gonna take her down
Nail her in the brown
(No!)
I'm on top of my girl

I'm on top - I'm on top of my girl
We roll chop-chop
I'm on top of my girl

I'm on top - I'm on top of my girl
We roll chop-chop
I'm on top of my girl

I'm on top - I'm on top of my girl
We roll chop-chop
I'm on top of my girl

SPOKEN BONUS ENDING:

Now she says that I get to sleep on the couch tonight - and apparently if I'm "GONNA BE LIKE THAT" when I'm winning she will never play Monopoly with me again!

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