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Song Parodies -> "All the Toys in the World"
Original Song Title:
"Boys and Girls"
Original Performer:
Pixie Lott
Parody Song Title:
"All the Toys in the World"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
TV Buy-It shopping madness!!!
I’m looking on the channel and I think I like what I see,
Stayin’ up at night watchin’ Buy-It networks on TV,
My heart pumps as the base price jumps,
You gotta order fast to beat these chumps,
Selling’s going on and I know it's going on right now
All the toys in the world, I've got to get me some,
And when the price gets right I call in on my phone,
Then the order ships and the postman stops (by),
I can't send back as I love to shop
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world
I can see the prices going up and they won‘t fall,
It sure feels good, feels good, not shopping at the mall,
Turnin’ the TV on, spending strong, a maxed credit card never hurt no one,
Keeping up with the best and I’m makin’ a purchase on every Buy-It show, dial!
All the toys in the world, I've got to get me some,
And when the price gets right I call in on my phone,
Then the order ships and the postman stops (by),
I can't send back as I love to shop
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
Wooh ooh, I love to shop,
Wooh ooh, I can't stop,
Wooh ooh, I love to shop,
Wooh ooh, I can't stop!
Turnin’ the TV on, spending strong, a maxed credit card never hurt no one, right?
All the toys in the world, I've got to get me some,
And when the price gets right I call in on my phone,
Then the order ships and the postman stops (by),
I can't send back as I love to shop
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
Stayin’ up at night watchin’ Buy-It networks on TV,
My heart pumps as the base price jumps,
You gotta order fast to beat these chumps,
Selling’s going on and I know it's going on right now
All the toys in the world, I've got to get me some,
And when the price gets right I call in on my phone,
Then the order ships and the postman stops (by),
I can't send back as I love to shop
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world
I can see the prices going up and they won‘t fall,
It sure feels good, feels good, not shopping at the mall,
Turnin’ the TV on, spending strong, a maxed credit card never hurt no one,
Keeping up with the best and I’m makin’ a purchase on every Buy-It show, dial!
All the toys in the world, I've got to get me some,
And when the price gets right I call in on my phone,
Then the order ships and the postman stops (by),
I can't send back as I love to shop
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
Wooh ooh, I love to shop,
Wooh ooh, I can't stop,
Wooh ooh, I love to shop,
Wooh ooh, I can't stop!
Turnin’ the TV on, spending strong, a maxed credit card never hurt no one, right?
All the toys in the world, I've got to get me some,
And when the price gets right I call in on my phone,
Then the order ships and the postman stops (by),
I can't send back as I love to shop
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
All the toys in the world (you know I love to shop)
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Talk about shop till you drop! ;-) An amusing one Rob! 555! :-)
Buying stuff you don't need is what makes the economy hum. I've noticed that all the Walgreen and Dollar stores around here are now offering the stuff you used to have to order in the next 15 minutes from the late night TV commercial. Do you have your "fushigi" yet? Strange ball trick. In Esperanto "fushigi" means "to cause something to fail".
"Not sold in any store"... except CVS, Wal Green's, Dollar Tree, 99 cent store, Wal-Mart, and Costco!!!
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