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Song Parodies -> "Tinder"
Original Song Title:
"Timber"
Original Performer:
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha
Parody Song Title:
"Tinder"
Parody Written by:
E. S. Blofeld
The Lyrics
Online dating has completely changed dating, period. For the better, I'd say.
I’m swiping right
Find me on Tinder
Meet up sometime
To chill and dance
Maybe one night
Or something longer
How will you know
Let’s take that chance
Ooooh…
The biggest damn app of dating for all
It’s making the pool of people more small
Perfect for distance, closer or long
Tell you ‘bout it in this song- TINDER
App Store, load it up- TINDER
That’s the way we do it- TINDER
Snapping up a profile pic
She prob’ly don’t wanna see your dick - TINDER
Swipe your finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
One don’t work, well that’s alright
Millions of people use this site
Swipe that finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
Hit it off, go out tonight
You’ll really gonna love this site
I’m swiping right
Find me on Tinder
Meet up sometime
To chill and dance
Maybe one night
Or something longer
How will you know
Let’s take that chance
Listen up, guys, who are lacking a bae
And you can see how your life can change
Vibe with someone, interests same
What to say? Onward with the game
You wanna find a place to go, search it
Night out, explore downtown- perfect
Cutest in the whole, world
And you can find the right girl
Swipe your finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
One don’t work, well that’s alright
Millions of people use this site
Swipe that finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
Hit it off, go out tonight
You’re really gonna love this site
(2x)
I’m swiping right
Find me on Tinder
Meet up sometime
To chill and dance
Maybe one night
Or something longer
How will you know
Let’s take that chance
Find me on Tinder
Meet up sometime
To chill and dance
Maybe one night
Or something longer
How will you know
Let’s take that chance
Ooooh…
The biggest damn app of dating for all
It’s making the pool of people more small
Perfect for distance, closer or long
Tell you ‘bout it in this song- TINDER
App Store, load it up- TINDER
That’s the way we do it- TINDER
Snapping up a profile pic
She prob’ly don’t wanna see your dick - TINDER
Swipe your finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
One don’t work, well that’s alright
Millions of people use this site
Swipe that finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
Hit it off, go out tonight
You’ll really gonna love this site
I’m swiping right
Find me on Tinder
Meet up sometime
To chill and dance
Maybe one night
Or something longer
How will you know
Let’s take that chance
Listen up, guys, who are lacking a bae
And you can see how your life can change
Vibe with someone, interests same
What to say? Onward with the game
You wanna find a place to go, search it
Night out, explore downtown- perfect
Cutest in the whole, world
And you can find the right girl
Swipe your finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
One don’t work, well that’s alright
Millions of people use this site
Swipe that finger left or right
Search for the one who is your type
Hit it off, go out tonight
You’re really gonna love this site
(2x)
I’m swiping right
Find me on Tinder
Meet up sometime
To chill and dance
Maybe one night
Or something longer
How will you know
Let’s take that chance
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