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Song Parodies -> ""Russians!""
Original Song Title:
"Timber"
Original Performer:
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha
Parody Song Title:
""Russians!""
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 2350th parody!
[Ukrainians]
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
[Putin]
This silent war, well, it was my call
Naval base poised, it ain’t gonna fall
I took 'em with special forces, marks off*
Access to the bases blocked, “Russians!”
Flown down, gearin’ up, “Russians!”
Shipped right into… port! “Russians!”
‘Bout 9,000 troops ready to kill
With more called-up, ‘cause it‘s my will, “Russians!”
Escalation- troops inbound
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds**
AK shots, armor sounds
BTRs*** rollin’ around
Escalation goin’ down
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds
AK shots, armor sounds
With BTRs rollin’ around
[Ukrainians]
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
[Putin]
Why does Ukraine whine? “It's a war, things have changed!”
Nyet, security, pre-positioning
Left undefended, would be insane
So I say, map needs rearranged
UN meeting hurts me how? Veto!
Kerry making the rounds, He‘ll go!
Ukraine‘s goin‘ down, why? Foreign relations meltdown…
Escalation goin’ down
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds
AK shots, armor sounds
BTRs rollin’ around
Escalation goin’ down
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds
AK shots, armor sounds
With BTRs rollin’ around
[Ukrainians]
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
[Putin]
This silent war, well, it was my call
Naval base poised, it ain’t gonna fall
I took 'em with special forces, marks off*
Access to the bases blocked, “Russians!”
Flown down, gearin’ up, “Russians!”
Shipped right into… port! “Russians!”
‘Bout 9,000 troops ready to kill
With more called-up, ‘cause it‘s my will, “Russians!”
Escalation- troops inbound
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds**
AK shots, armor sounds
BTRs*** rollin’ around
Escalation goin’ down
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds
AK shots, armor sounds
With BTRs rollin’ around
[Ukrainians]
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
[Putin]
Why does Ukraine whine? “It's a war, things have changed!”
Nyet, security, pre-positioning
Left undefended, would be insane
So I say, map needs rearranged
UN meeting hurts me how? Veto!
Kerry making the rounds, He‘ll go!
Ukraine‘s goin‘ down, why? Foreign relations meltdown…
Escalation goin’ down
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds
AK shots, armor sounds
BTRs rollin’ around
Escalation goin’ down
Russian might, MiG Foxhounds
AK shots, armor sounds
With BTRs rollin’ around
[Ukrainians]
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
Crimean bound, we’re yellin’ “Russians!”
They’re on the move, and comin’ fast
Ready to fight, bases to secure
A split nation, East vs. West
* marks off= Russian troops removed all identification
** MiG-31 Foxhounds= Russian interceptors prowling the skies already
*** BTRs= BTR series of armored troop carriers
** MiG-31 Foxhounds= Russian interceptors prowling the skies already
*** BTRs= BTR series of armored troop carriers
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If they use the same military hardware, how will they tell who is who? Wouldn't it be quite easy for both sides to change uniforms and markings? I suspect Russia already has covert Spetsnaz units in the Crimea and eastern Ukraine.
The Ukrainians use a variant of the T-80 known as the T-84 and like Serbia and Croatia use alternate versions for small arms, armor, aircraft, and ships.
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