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Song Parodies -> "(Billy) Carter"

Original Song Title:

"Timber"

Original Performer:

Pitbull ft. Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"(Billy) Carter"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Anyone in the late 1970s-early 80s remembers Billy Carter, the brother of President Jimmy Carter and his beer-drinking antics.
[Billy Carter]
I’m chuggin’ down, I'm Billy Carter
A “Good Ol‘ Boy“, I’ll make you laugh
From Plains, Ga., the Pres’ brother
I'll do some things, you won't forget!!!

[Press]
A wannabe star, God, he had balls
This beer-drinking boy was a media hog
To ‘Peanut“* he was a virus, pissed-off
Ran for Mayor of Plains and lost, Carter
Zipper down, peed in front, Carter
Delegation was shocked, so what? Carter
He was a drunk and he got ill
Pulled many stunts, but had the will, Carter

He drank beer, chugged it down
Made his own brand**, sales up then down
Owed a lot, IRS*** found
He took a stand, went travelin’ ‘round****
He drank beer, chugged it down
Made his own brand, sales up then down
Owed a lot, IRS found
He took a stand, went travelin’ ‘round

[Billy Carter]
I’m chuggin’ down, I'm Billy Carter
A “Good Ol‘ Boy“, I’ll make you laugh
From Plains, Ga., the Pres’ brother
I'll do some things, you won't forget!!!

I’m chuggin’ down, I'm Billy Carter
A “Good Ol‘ Boy“, I’ll make you laugh
From Plains, Ga., the Pres’ brother
I'll do some things, you won't forget!!!

[Press]
Antics were defined: he’s a turd, he’s insane
Nah, it was just him, and he liked to play games
Reading Hustler, yellin’ out names
Libyan stay, money was a thing
Got $2 mil and how, Tripoli
Investigation of clown, “Billygate”
But he was brought down, why? P-Cancer***** shut him down

He drank beer, chugged it down
Made his own brand, sales up then down
Owed a lot, IRS found
He took a stand, went travelin’ ‘round
He drank beer, chugged it down
Made his own brand, sales up then down
Owed a lot, IRS found
He took a stand, went travelin’ ‘round

[Billy Carter]
I’m chuggin’ down, I'm Billy Carter
A “Good Ol‘ Boy“, I’ll make you laugh
From Plains, Ga., the Pres’ brother
I'll do some things, you won't forget!!!

I’m chuggin’ down, I'm Billy Carter
A “Good Ol‘ Boy“, I’ll make you laugh
From Plains, Ga., the Pres’ brother
I'll do some things, you won't forget!!!

He died of cancer…
* “Peanut” was a nickname of President Jimmy Carter who had been a peanut farmer
** Billy Beer
*** Billy’s name for the IRS was IRSOBs (IRritating Sons of B-tches)
**** Went to Libya to get money for debts owed- was paid $2 million as special agent of Libya which led to “Billygate“
***** Pancreatic Cancer, like his sister Ruth Carter

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SNL's Billy Carter - February 05, 2014 - Report this comment
If uh... if there was, uh... was, uh, something I said or, or, or... someplace I whizzed, I'd just like to say I'm, uh, sorry... [Belch!]
KeepItDark - February 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Good parody. I remember most of these events. Getting money from Dirtbag Khadaffi was dumb, just like seeing Dumbya Bush holding hands with the King of Sorry Arabia was an absolute disgrace. Foreign meathead heads of state holding our bigwigs in the palms of their hands, who's really in charge here? Also, Billy Beer tasted like sloppy foo. Yecch! Don't forget Bill Clinton's do-no-good brother Roger. And of President Obama, born in the USA but abandoned by his deadbeat daddy who went back to Kenya and married a local black African woman (committing bigamy), fathering children there and living a life of crime. Talk about family secrets.
Rob Arndt - February 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Yeah, KID, latest news I saw was on Obama's stepbrother that he stayed away from for 20 years. They were recently reunited and Pres Obama just kinda brushed him off. Barack doesn't seem to care about any of his blood family and relatives. He's too good for them. At least Billy cared about Jimmy and it's sad that he got pancratic cancer and died liek Ruth :(
Was there - February 06, 2014 - Report this comment
I recall some of that commotion because Billy bragged that he made more than his brother did as President, which use to be fixed at $200,000 a year. The beer flopped and was terrible-tasting. He got that money from Libya cause he was in trouble financially. I think he was diagnosed wiith cancer in the '80s and died shortly thereafter. As for the Hustler ref above, Billy also read Penthouse, High Society, Cheri, Cavalier, and Oui if memory serves. Wasn't there something with Jimmy Carter and Playboy magazine? Porn back then was still a big deal, but was more simplistic. The dirtiest one could get was to read Hustler and get Swedish Erotica materials. Those dirty Swedes!!! 5s for the parody!!!

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