Well I'm no Poirot, no Sam Spade
And I'm way below the Holmes pay grade
But when I see you, it's no mystery what I feel
This is not a gun, no I'm unarmed
It's just that you have got me charmed
It's one thing this young detective can't conceal

I won't catch these crooks today
Hard to walk when it's this way

Come on, come on, come on
Help me solve this case
I've got a raging clue
Come on, come on, come on
When I see your face
I get a good hard cluuuuuuuuuuuuue
I get a good hard clue
Come on, come on, come on
Help me solve this case
I've got a raging clue

Well there's one thing every good dick knows
You can blend in with baggy clothes
It's why we really like trench coats so much
Sometimes clues point left and sometimes right
Follow your head, don't pick a fight
People think I'm packing heat
When I go out on Baker Street

I can't sneak around today
Can't blend in when it's this way

Come on, come on, come on
Help me solve this case
I've got a raging clue
Come on, come on, come on
When I see your face
I get a good hard cluuuuuuuuuuuuue
I get a good hard clue
Come on, come on, come on
Help me solve this case
I've got a raging clue

Well it isn't "hard" to find
I've got one thing on my mind
And if you can solve my clue
You're a good detective too

Come on, come on, come on
Help me solve this case
I've got a raging clue
Come on, come on, come on
When I see your face
I get a good hard cluuuuuuuuuuuuue
I get a good hard clue
Come on, come on, come on
Help me solve this case
I've got a raging clue