-> "Flabby"
Original Song Title:
"Happy"
Parody Song Title:
"Flabby"
The Lyrics
It might seem crazy how I stuff my face
Ten kinds of beer downed with chocolate cake
(Blew up) like a balloon now I'm overweight
Teeth'll snare cream-filled eclairs and vanilla shakes
Uh
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you feel like you have a sweet-tooth
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you know you can't use a phone booth
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you find an uneaten Baby Ruth
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you'll chug a whole bottle of Vermouth
Can't see my shoes since I'm way too fat! (Yeah!)
Can't get on a yacht since I would sink that! (Yeah!)
Well, I should probably warn you when you're in line (Yeah!)
Buffet's outta food
Don't waste your time, Here's why...
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if they could make circus tents from your clothes
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if at the theater you take up three rows
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if it's been years since you have seen your toes
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if veins are clogged and therefore blood has slowed
Hey go, uh (Flabby)
Slim me down, Can't nothin' (Flabby)
Slim me down
My BMI's high (Flabby) Can't slim me down
Can't nothin' (Flabby) Slim me down
I said (Gotta gobble down) Ugh
Slim me down (Flabby, flabby, flabby) Can't nothin'
Slim me down
(Flabby, flabby, flabby)
My BMI's high (Flabby, flabby, flabby) can't slim me down
Can't nothin' (Flabby, flabby, flabby) slim me down
I said
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if ice cream trucks all battle for your route
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you once mugged some poor Girl Scout troop
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you have munchies worse than that guy Snoop
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you would toss Big Bird into your soup
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you deep-fried an entire chicken coop
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you have taken baths in Mountain Dew
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you know you would swallow the whole zoo
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you've eaten the Fruit out of your Looms
(Flabby, flabby, flabby) Slim me down, Can't nothin'
(Flabby, flabby, flabby)
Slim me down
My BMI's high (Flabby, flabby, flabby) Can't slim me down
Can't nothin' (Flabby, flabby, flabby) Slim me down
I said
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if in Alaska you flambéed a moose
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you have turned Milkyways into juice
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you derail trains with your caboose (Eh, eh, eh)
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if your weight's so large it can't be deduced
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you ever fought grandma for her prunes
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if you ever had to dodge a thrown harpoon
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if that chick Betty Crocker makes you swoon (Uh hey-hey!)
Because I'm flabby
Flab along if your whole life is one giant lampoon
Huh, Come on!
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