I'm feeling lazy on this horrid day
Where's that menu I'll phone the takeaway
I'll freeze the left overs so it doesn't waste
Comb my hair, go downstairs, the food's arrived HURRAY

Some duck sushi
With stir fry and spring rolls it's so tasty that's the truth
Some duck sushi
When reheating this I really hope this dish is oven-proof
Some duck sushi
I will keep these containers to use for storing stew
Some duck sushi
Takeaways are great as there's no washing up left to do

Dim sum and prawn crackers, don't need that!
If I skip pudding then I won't get fat
And I'll be merry drinking lots of wine
That one's not for you, that last one's mine, here's why..

I love duck sushi

With stir fry and spring rolls it's so tasty that's the truth
Some duck sushi
When reheating this I really hope this dish is oven-proof
Some duck sushi
I will keep these containers to use for storing stew
Some duck sushi
Takeaways are great as there's no washing up left to do

That meal was...quite something
The worst part, was that prawn stir fry
I feel good for not having puddin'
Because I have room for more sushi now

(Background “sushi, sushi, sushi” repeated)

That meal was...quite something
The worst part, was that prawn stir fry
I feel good for not having puddin'
Because I have room for more sushi now

I'm full of sushi
Come and see all the empty containers for the proof
I'm full of sushi
Next time I'll get more so there's enough for me and you
I'm full of sushi
I think they will go well with some of my home-made stew
I'm full of sushi
Find the recipe so we know just what to do

I'm full of sushi
I think home made sushi will taste much better, don't you?
Home-made sushi
I'm so excited for this experiment aren't you
Home-made sushi
First of all let us marinate the duck in some jus
Home-made sushi
It's nearly ready go and set a table for two

Sitting down, get a napkin
Sit right down, I can't wait to try
Chopsticks out, here goes nothin'
Nice light meal before, my bed

I'm full of sushi
I think home made sushi will taste much better, don't you?
Home-made sushi
I'm so excited for this experiment aren't you
Home-made sushi
First of all let us marinate the duck in some jus
Home-made sushi
It's nearly ready go and set a table for two

Home-made sushi
I think home made sushi will taste much better, don't you?
I'm so excited for this experiment aren't you
Home-made sushi
First of all let us marinate the duck in some jus
Home-made sushi
If I say so myself this home made sushi is really good