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Song Parodies -> "I Drove My Toyota Into The Schoolyard"

Original Song Title:

"Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"I Drove My Toyota Into The Schoolyard"

Parody Written by:

Dave Rosenberg

The Lyrics

This is a parody song about the recent Toyota crisis. All keyboards, guitars, sound effects, and vocals performed by Dave Rosenberg of The Strange Dave Show. Please visit for more information.
Akio Toyoda sold me a car that I needed for a vacation
When I slammed on the breaks it accelerates and causes me a laceration

And I lost a ball, yes I lost a ball
The car they had to recall, at least I still have the other ball.

Toyota looked down, bowed to the ground, and tried to be strategic
But the defect had the effect of turning me into a parpalegic

And I hit some kid, I'm charged with driving recklessly
Court ordered shrink, and intensive therapy

I hate Toyota, the Queen of Corolla
As I drove my Toyota into the schoolyard


As I drove my Toyota into the schoolyard
As I crashed my Toyota into the schoolyard


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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Patrick - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Never was quite sure what Paul Simon was singing about. Your version, I understand. Well rhymed.
John Barry - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
What Patrick said.
Old Man Ribber - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I've never heard the Rosenberg version, but this is funny and well-handled. ;D
Mark Scotti - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
That was hilarious...humor in OVERDRIVE!!!
Phil Nelson - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Topic's a bit tire-d, but not bad
Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment
You forgot the second verse. ("In a couple of days... ") But the first doesn't need to be recalled.
Dave Rosenberg - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment Here it is for you to enjoy.... go to it's on the front page (hear me play the song for you on youtube!!!!!!)

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