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Song Parodies -> "I Drove My Toyota Into The Schoolyard"
Original Song Title:
"Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard"
Original Performer:
Paul Simon
Parody Song Title:
"I Drove My Toyota Into The Schoolyard"
Parody Written by:
Dave Rosenberg
The Lyrics
This is a parody song about the recent Toyota crisis. All keyboards, guitars, sound effects, and vocals performed by Dave Rosenberg of The Strange Dave Show. Please visit www.strangedaveshow.com for more information.
Akio Toyoda sold me a car that I needed for a vacation
When I slammed on the breaks it accelerates and causes me a laceration
And I lost a ball, yes I lost a ball
The car they had to recall, at least I still have the other ball.
Toyota looked down, bowed to the ground, and tried to be strategic
But the defect had the effect of turning me into a parpalegic
And I hit some kid, I'm charged with driving recklessly
Court ordered shrink, and intensive therapy
I hate Toyota, the Queen of Corolla
As I drove my Toyota into the schoolyard
(Bridge)
As I drove my Toyota into the schoolyard
As I crashed my Toyota into the schoolyard
(repeat)
When I slammed on the breaks it accelerates and causes me a laceration
And I lost a ball, yes I lost a ball
The car they had to recall, at least I still have the other ball.
Toyota looked down, bowed to the ground, and tried to be strategic
But the defect had the effect of turning me into a parpalegic
And I hit some kid, I'm charged with driving recklessly
Court ordered shrink, and intensive therapy
I hate Toyota, the Queen of Corolla
As I drove my Toyota into the schoolyard
(Bridge)
As I drove my Toyota into the schoolyard
As I crashed my Toyota into the schoolyard
(repeat)
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Never was quite sure what Paul Simon was singing about. Your version, I understand. Well rhymed.
What Patrick said.
I've never heard the Rosenberg version, but this is funny and well-handled. ;D
That was hilarious...humor in OVERDRIVE!!!
Topic's a bit tire-d, but not bad
You forgot the second verse. ("In a couple of days... ") But the first doesn't need to be recalled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-_YyGjSog8
Here it is for you to enjoy....
go to strangedaveshow.com it's on the front page (hear me play the song for you on youtube!!!!!!)
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