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Song Parodies -> "Ren's Into You"

Original Song Title:

"Still Into You"

Original Performer:

Paramore

Parody Song Title:

"Ren's Into You"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

If you haven't watched the latest Star Wars, well... all I'm going to say is "Massive spoilers ahead!"
Could count the days on one hand
That we've seen each other;
Need the other one for my saber:
Ruby red, cross-guarded saber...
It wasn't just on a lark
I killed my father;
Showing what I am in the dark
Tortures me. Was it really worth it?

You think me monstrous, Rey,
But I'm into you!

I can't get over how you read my mind!
(Rey) I'm into you, I'm into you.
Hard to believe somehow you're my kind;
I'm into you! I'm into you!
Snoke is mocking me for falling hard;
He thinks compassion will make me a retard.
Well, he'll get his sometime...
I'm still into you.

Recall the time I almost
Killed my mother...
But in the end I chickened out.
My wingmen did, my wingmen did it for me.
I've still got scars where you struck
My face and shoulder
With my own grandpa's blade!
Your burns feel worse than a curse from Darth Vader...

Yet, though you spurned me, I'm
Still so into you!

I should get over you: you hurt me bad.
(Yet) I'm into you, still into you!
You won't forgive me for killing Dad...
Still into you, so into you!
Fascinating how your words still hurt;
Did you drop in to see me without my shirt?
Though you treat me like dirt,
I'm still into you!

Some things don't--
Some things don't make sense,
And one of them is you and me.
You're no one;
Just a pretty face.
You're nobody, but not to me:
I'm into you.
You can rule my galaxy, 'cause
Rey, I'm into you!

I don't care if it takes Snoke's homicide;
(Yeah) I'm into you! I'm into you!
Rey, come reign with me here by my side;
I'm into you! I'm into you!
Now that we've brought Master Snoke's downfall,
I can't believe you'd turn me down after all!
Though you've spurned me twice,
I'm still into you.
I'm still into you!
I'm still into you...
With the current film badly dividing the fan base, it should be interesting to see whether Episode IX's director J.J. Abrams (notorious for being better at starting stories than finishing them) will pander to the "Reylo" fans and risk alienating everyone else, or pander to the others and risk alienating all those "Reylo" fans.

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